[Dawny]

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[Dawny]

I gotta be honest Rubes I was wanting out on the Friday, bored senseless in there, not even a telly!!!!!!!!!
By Saturday I was wound up tighter than a spinning top, I so wanted out, we were all wound up and laughing, then on Sunday we were all suicidal :lol:
Was glad to be home :D

[Dawny]

Well im a Taffy. but living in Scotland and soon to marry a Scotty man :D

Lets see if I can mind how many are Scottish on here :lol:
Dis
DD
Catz
Squishy girl
Mary J
Lucky
Ruby
Pinty
Pluty
Peco
Snugs
Cuddles
errrmm canny mind who else :lol:

[Dawny]

She put the dying swan to shame, deserved an oscar she did. The doc said to her on Monday, “well I think you can go home today” and she nearly did back flips saying “Oh noooo im not well, I dont feel well enough to go home, im in awful pain” :roll: The other lady in with us just rolled her eyes :lol:

[Dawny]

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[Dawny]

@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Oh I can hold my own with the best of them, theres just a time and a place I think anyway. I honestly didnt think swearing at the nurses all be it in good fun, was the time or place.
Jeez you should have heard me a few years ago, amoungst all the rubbish I used to live by, would have made the straightest hair curly :lol:

aye thats a bit much right enough,,,was almost like she was seeking attention!

She was that. You should have seen the show she put on for her poor wee bairns, they were feared, poor things :evil:
Its no picnic moving the day after the op, but there was no need for the show she put on, was disgraceful :evil:

[Dawny]

@abitofmary_j wrote:

lol mind me of this joke….

A Scotsman is working at a sewerage. It’s a warm day, so he takes off his jacket and drapes it over a handrail – where it slips off into a vast tank of poo!
He’s just about to dive in when his mate shouts “It’s nae guid tae do that, the jacket’s ruined”
He replies “Aye, ah ken, but ma sandwiches are in the pocket”

lmfao

:-…

:lol: should’nt that be ” Aye, ah ken, but ma pieces are in the pocket” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dawny]

Oh I can hold my own with the best of them, theres just a time and a place I think anyway. I honestly didnt think swearing at the nurses all be it in good fun, was the time or place.
Jeez you should have heard me a few years ago, amoungst all the rubbish I used to live by, would have made the straightest hair curly :lol:

[Dawny]

She is the only one I met like that, it was shocking

[Dawny]

There was a woman in hospital when I was in, from Hawick she was. She swore like a trooper, had a laugh with the nurses, we all did, but she always went to far, and a lovely nurse called linda, who I may add should have been on the telly as a comedian, said to her ” dont swear hen, your only letting yourself down when you do that”. The look on her face was priceless, but it shut her up for a while :lol:

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