dead_on_arrvial

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I didn’t know he was gay and he was twice the size of me at the time.

This was the first and last time I have sober up in 10 sec’s, and ran like hell.

How did you knew he was twice your size? Was he already playing with his todger?
Is he still twice your size or have you stopped seeing him?
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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

People are still asking me about these

That’s because you are a pummer. :lol:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

WHO IS YOUR FAV WESTLIFE MEMBER?

Just when you think people on here can’t get any SADDER……………

they do !!!!

:shock:

Obviously a New Kids On The Block fan :roll:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

It looks like your computers are under power.

I know people are running “other programs” at the same time has using this site, you wold be better off closing down anything your not using.

I think with all the “add on’s” you all seem to be using you are lucky its working at all.

Cheers will do.. :wink:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

That sounds like all of my “work focer”

You miss out “foul mouthed Mrs” and pit bull dog !!!!! ( You sleep with one and other cooks)

What is wrong with having a 12 foot tv? I don’t think its wrong for anyone who is singel and earning less than £300 per week to be on benefits.

We don’t set the benfit levels, just pay…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I think the case you should be looking at is the “war widows pension”.

Back in the 70’s the government try to standerize widows pension, it was to paid at a lower rate for everyone, including “war widows”.

The action failed and the Law lords ruling now apply to anyone claiming “state benefit without a changed of perso…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Well the point I was trying to make was………….

In the past we all knew people would get into debt if they had too much credit.

We had laws stopping people from going to much in the red, the banks and building societies wouldn’t lend you the money “willy nilly “ .

But all that has changed.

The only people who seem to h…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Well a slow computer and access can be cause by many things………

Errrr sauage on the keyboard……….

Errrrr slow modem……. errrr bad line speed or drop out or errrrrrrrrr……..

Or you computer being filled up with crap like spy ware or virus…..

But I personly feel its your computer trying to tell you…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I think most people have been put off this pie after eating or buying supermarkets own brand pork pies or cheap ones, most of these are nasty.

Today I am looking at two pork pies

Dickinsons and Morris of Melton Mowbray
Paper rapper, made in Leicester 47% pork.
price about £3

Pork Farms medium pork pie.
Plastic rapper,…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I am still none the wise why she needs AVG in the first place.

If you don’t use or visit po rn sites,

Don’t have m sn or any other message program.

Don’t shop online

Don’t down load music

Don’t do online bill paying or banking

You simply don’t need ant virus on your computer.

But if you do and you know shake hands…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I know what has happen…………..

Your home page has been changen, your fast windows indexing has been shut down.

All kinds of “stuff” has happen to your computer.

I think the worst thing is that your boardband setting for ie have been f u c k e d up.

But I am not telling you how to fix it. Its soooooo easy its not…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

But I am not telling you how to fix it. Its soooooo easy its not worth my time telling you how.

:wink: :lol:

@cath 55 wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Its the custum on this site to post a naked picture of yourself, or someone esle, (but not cath56 again pls).

why are u so obsessed wiv me yer moron!!!!!!!!!!!

hi bluebell welcome , dunt mind doa cos hes a typical example of why siblings shudnt marry !!!!!!!!!

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

The problem is that most women start off looking like this.

But in a few years always look like this.

bloody hell cant believe she used to look like the 1st pic! Spose the drugs etc have taken its toll….mind you she always seems to be up the stick so maybe thats why shes always big these days :?

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Apart from the fag in her mouth whats wrong with that pic

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

the police are trying to keep the cost down.

its a bit late for that isnt it? Look at how much money and resources were put into trying to find her, when all the time an uncle and family members who lived next door knew exactly where she was. The two women have been released, which must mean that they havent got…[Read more]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Its going to get worst, there are reports of “wilde boar” having a sex on the beach.

I can’t wait for the foxies and boars scraping on the beach.

Oh dear…. well if they are nicking your co/cktails that throws a completely different light on it all :shock:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Well I can change my home page without asking for help

You can’t

HAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Funniest post I’ve read in a longggggggggggggg time.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Ok she don’t know what kind of computer it is, but she tells me it’s a “dell”?

She has ant virus and a firewall, but she doesn’t know the name.

That will help a lot when it goes wrong.

Of course I know what it,s called doa. It,s called errrrrrrrrrrm, errrrrrrr……… and the anti virus is ermmmmmmm…[Read more]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

@Bat wrote:

My pissing internet. ffs, I’ve just spent ages on the phone with the little man from BT in India ffs. I’ve managed to get back online again now, though God knows how. Why can’t things just bloody work, ffs. It was ok this morning, grrrrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

and she back……… lol!! Bless….