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Can’t they just drive or take the bus?
Why do they have to walk?
You know for the last 6 hours I’ve been trying to get the same fault on my msn.
I’m not sure why your msn is playing up like this.
I would say try reinstalling it and let us know how you get on.
Well I still have 5 names on there hehehe
Your reg key should be some where on the case of the pc, for most laptops its on the bottem.
I don’t like what you are trying to do, it causes more problems than its worth.
Run it in saft mode, take off all the files you need and get a pro to look at it.
Can I Borrow $25?
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’
DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man.
SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’
DAD: ‘That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?’ the man said angrily.
SON: ‘I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?’
DAD: ‘If you must know, I make $50 an hour.’
SON: ‘Oh,’ the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: ‘Daddy, may I please borrow $25?’
The father was furious, ‘If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don’t work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.’ The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s’ questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00
And he really didn’t ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy’s room and opened the door. ‘Are you asleep, son?’ He asked. ‘No daddy, I’m vvanking,’ replied the boy. ‘I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier’ said the man. ‘It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here’s the $25 you asked for.’
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. ‘Oh, thank you daddy!’ He yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. ‘Why do you want more money if you already have some?’ the father grumbled. Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,’ the little boy replied. ‘Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy me hooker? Please don’t come home early tomorrow, mummy is having the postman for dinner.’
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little neck son, and he begs his wife for a b j . It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone for se x, its well worth it.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the hookers and stripers we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of the night.
Well he has bugger it right up
Yet again AVG has fu c k up one more pc.
Right if your a teenage boy, you are going to look at p o r n and p o r n sites are full of virus.
Anyone looking at these kinds of site’s needs a real ant virus program, not a free one.
If you restore it, and its simple to do, it will take a while and there a “help” file to tell you how to do it.
But……….. I think you would be better off taking it down to a computer shop and getting them to fix it for about £50.
WHO IS YOUR FAV WESTLIFE MEMBER?
Just when you think people on here can’t get any SADDER……………
they do !!!!
