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@geordiebird wrote:
had to much drink over the weekend dee
and to much crap yesterday when hung over lolahhhhhaaaaa, the dreaded apres bender munchies :roll: ……….never mind flowerpot, just start again from today and it’ll just be a little set back, rather than thinking ‘I’ve blown it si I’ll just pig out’! (Spoken like a true expert!! :lol: )
@geordiebird wrote:
not being able to stick to a diet
awww, GB, how did you slip, it may not be as bad as what you think
Cornbeef……………..full of muck :wink:
I see PB is trying to drum up a debate thread :lol:
I agree PB……..I don’t do housework :wink:
@pikey wrote:
My worst ever, and there have been a few, was in the Student’s Union at Essex. A thoroughly well packed place was impeding my progress towards the poor students who were forced by their financial short failings to work behind the bar on a Saturday night. God bless them.
Anyroadup, this pikey decided a bit of Spiderman like agility was called for. I began to make my way by hopping from one table to the next – pausing only to laugh at those angered by my dashed daring escapades and look down their girlfriend’s tops.
I’d got about half way across the crowded room and everything was going swimmingly when I chanced a risky manoeuvre that involved balancing briefly on the back of one stout young lady’s chair before making a sidestep onto the safety of the rugby team’s drinking platform.
It would’ve worked as well. However, the stout young lady got up just as I stepped on the back of her chair. The chair tipped and I made a graceful arc before smashing down length ways into the middle of a game of Father Abrahams.
I estimate that about five hundred revellers, out of a crowd of about fifteen hundred, had been following my progress up to that point. Lots of them pointed and laughed. My mate Dave maintains to this day that his girlfriend actually wet herself.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
@pikey wrote:
:lol: OK – I believe you. Have you brought any baps?
I’ve seen GB’s baps and they are pretty impressive let me tell you :lol: :wink:
Oh, and I missed you flowerpot….I sent you an email and you hadn’t yet replied :twisted: ………..this explains why :lol:
I never touch them myself……….far to high in calories :wink:
@pikey wrote:
:D Did I win yet? I can’t find the poll…
That’s cause you’re on the perfect gent one………not the perfect man :roll: :lol:
Tonight…………..going to the gym, then getting slowly pished, watch the tele, play triv 8) and stagger to beed :lol:
Tomorrow…………..getting eyes testing then retail therapy in Newcastle. Saturday night going to the pictures, don’t know what to see yet.
Sunday……….lazy day 8)
Add alcohol to the above and you get the picture…….. 8)
