Oh god i hope i’m not too pished, i’m only on here to look at me emails :wink: anyhow! Husband comes from a diffent land to me, (the country), and I’m a city gal. He has nee idea what a narkie is ffs. Has no knowledge of carving out a spherical object, making it light up, scaring ‘the witches of halloween owwooh’. Let’s not bloody lose site of that ffs.
And another thing, my child will not get away with hollowing out the insides of a pumpkin. If I had to go throu years of torture hollowing out a turnip (swede to posh ppl :lol: ), so shall he, and have the soddin red hands to prove it :D