[dee]

@squeezy wrote:

Baby clothes – wee one is just about 8 months, but 9-12mth clothes are too short/tight, whereas 12-18mth are still too big :?

I can see my baby wearing his jammies all day at this rate! :lol: :lol: :lol:

win win situation (hehe, that was quite fun, as I went to type ‘win’, my brain automatically sent my fingers typing ‘wine’ :shock: ).

a) You save on amount of washing
b) You save on the work by not having to change him.

Result I’d say squeezy :lol:

[dee]

Jeeze Dawny, you must be in turmoil. So so sorry to hear about what that scum bag has done. I know that what he has done is traumatic and you want to understandably kill him, but I hope that you can take comfort in that it could have been alot worse.

Hope you take that in the way it was meant xxxx

[dee]

Judgin by Dany’s reaction I ain’t opening that one at work :lol:

[dee]

Getting my engagement ring back after it’s been away to be re-sized

[dee]

@forumhostpb wrote:

OK people, as a public service to our users, may I sum up the last 99 odd posts spread over several pages:

Emma (aka Dozy Brunette) posted a ”personal message” to GG in public as it were instead of PM (maybe she forgot how to PM him).

(Although she is an English teacher with advanced spelling and grammar skills, she feels that she needs to find the challenge of another job).

Robbo pointed out that this message would probably be better off as a PM and not as an open post in public, and she promptly attacked him. He quite rightly defended both himself and his comment.

Now Dozy believes that Robbo has a fixation on her, which can’t be true as Robbo only likes slim women, not lardbuckets. He told her this many times, but she thinks that she is still a size 12 ….. so that’s OK then.

Meanwhile after dozens of posts drivelling all over the thread – which has been totally ignored by GG so far, he finally makes an appearance.

Emma screams ”lolol” and throws herself at him, whilst maintaining the fiction of Robbo lusting after her – so as to make GG jealous.

Robbo throws up at the mere thought of it.

Emma and GG are now locked deep in a series of ‘texts’ and Emma already has the local Bingo hall booked for the reception.

She has forgotten that GG is into fitness not fatness, and he will probably spot her from 500 Yards …… and get back onto the train.

Meanwhile Emma’s self invented queue for her charms and her bed (but not necessarily in that order) continues to grow.

FYI the bed is 8 feet wide and has reinforced springs.

PB, could you do that for all threads please. I don’t get on [the boards] as much as I used and when I do, I don’t have much time and have to be selective as to which threads I look at and never know if I’m missing something of interest. (to long a sentence I know) :?

Thanks in advance :lol:

[dee]

@*GG* wrote:

Congratulations to the gorgeous Dee for doing the unthinkable! i knew it would happen sooner rather than later despite your denials. :lol:

All the very best in the future dee huni, no nicer person on the forum to finally take the plunge.
He’s the lucky guy, then again you’ve never met me!!! still time to call it off??? :twisted: :lol: :wink:

Love and best wishes forever…

xxxxxx

better the honeymoon destination and I’ll think about it :wink:

Cheers GG xxxxxxxxxx

[dee]

@blonde/blue wrote:

Wedding dress alterations sorted, bridesmaids dress bought and sorted and a very special friend agreeing to do a reading at my wedding. I love it when a plan comes together 8) :D :D

You reckon they’ll understand mackem :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Fook, does this mean I have to stay sober at the church :shock: :shock:

[dee]

just hunch but I kinda guess you’ll need to be a bit more specific before the good people of JC will respond

[dee]

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Yayyyyyy BB, you can now go celebrate :D

Actually I can’t :?
My final exams start right away… tomorrow it’s English :(
But I will celebrate on the 16th of February 8) we’ll have a big party then :D

Heay, good move BB, practicing your English on here, can be classed as revision :lol:

[dee]

@soulie wrote:

Matty Rings Up Caroline

Hey, i got the sh1ts.. can’t make tommorow (puts phone down)

thanks for listening :)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Author]

Posts