[Dibbs]

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his ……………

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[Dibbs]

its more a awwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

*similar to the sensation when I eat a Mars Bar that is :idea:*

Feel free to enlighten me more if you would.

regards

D.

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mids f 58″Ahhhhhhh !!!

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Is that a painfull ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
:?:

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metallica01

hiya dibbs,

when are we going sailing then???

ive bought a mars bar just for :lol: :lol:

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I shall set sail heading due north Metallica………….

Are we going somewhere warmer

o O (did somebody say ‘Mars-bar’)

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fastcars wrote:

smileysfriend wrote:

I’ll pay the baitch £5 to stay with Tiscali 8) 8)

*slips a tenner in the pot*

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Ditto……………

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It’s tradition that a captain goes down with his ship………………..

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sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!…………lol

the whole idea was for me to jump off ship and let it sail away into the sunset Biff………

Biff. . . . . . .alway’s welcome on-board ‘My Ship’

That way I thought was the kindest way to say

*GoodBye*

May good fortune shine upon all you do
I leave with these few lines to you
It’s obvious there’s stormy sea’s in life
and plenty of trouble and strife

But I have never met so many intent in ruining something
and seeing someone else upset to their faces brings a smile
there are some very sick people in this world with nowt better to do
and the real culprits ‘yes’ I’m talking to you

Safe Journey

may God bless

will the person constantly asking around for my home address give up it’s not something I give to anyone here……….and i’m not on the electoral role…………..It may be your mission in life to find me……………I work for Her Majesty…………..that is all you need to know!!

However it’s been great fun.

**respectfully** of course!

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Well Well……………………now there’s a suprise………

*opens another bottle of Rum*

As we all get along so well there’s not really a lot more I can say……..

I mean……..

Pat’s. . . . should be in the galley!

Ugo. . . would make an excellent rigger……he’s always friggin in the ‘riggin’

Sunny. . . . the very best company a ship can have :wink:

Fast. . . absolutely the best second in command any captain could wish for

Tiggy. . . .Hang in there because I want to insist everyone is welcome ”friend or foe” it is not the time to draw swords……….no string pulling……………no back biting…………..no innuendo’s……………

cazwith. . . . . nice second post btw :roll:

welcome to the boards

*Hotel California*

once you have got here you can never leave…………

Unless your very very carefull………………………….

*slaps Ellen around the face with a wet kipper and say’s make for shore*

I need to get some more Rum……….

Dibb’s.

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