Dirty.Davros

@Bad Manners wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

a turd in my swimming pool cos if nowt else it would mean I had a pool 8) :wink:

Yes, but with a turd in it. I wouldent worry to much. Everytime some1 swims in public baths they’re probably swimming in someone else pi.sh.
I know when I cant b bothered getting out of the pool, I just look innocently around and…

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/ This one can drink for England and Scotland and Ireland and Wales and Europe and the rest of the world :D

Hi Jooly

Howz it gawn :D

Excuses excuses. Go get yer sussies on for when he comes back. Oh no ive got a semi now with that vision O:)

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

that’s weird isn’t it, why is it gay to give another man a handjob but straight to give yourself a handjob, it’s still a male’s willy touching a male’s hand, whether it’s your own or not, surely it’s semi-gay

don’t mind me :? in one of them moods!

Im a bisexual then. My right hand is the best shag ive ever had :D…[Read more]

@lilmissnaughty wrote:

serious amounts compared to before my hols (not for want of hubby trying – I was just too stressed & tired all the time to be bothered about sex) – still not as much as hubby would have liked though :lol:

[-X Now now Little miss. I expected more from you. You should be shagging that man till his nob drops off ffs. Go and…[Read more]

@lilmissnaughty wrote:

hey – I’m back! :twisted:

Welcome back :D

Hope you had serious amounts of nookie in Italy :D

@pikey wrote:

Who gave him this picture? You b*stards. I’m going to report you to the FAA, the CIA, the FBI, PB, DCFC, the RAF, MI5 and the Tweenies! I’ll make sure you never ruin anyone’s life again by putting up their photies without permission. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? You’re all nearly as Evil as Bert. And that’s very evil. I hope you…

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hehehe :D Ive got no friends. Tell me something i dont know already :D :D Im ugly, poor and have no personality too :D :D :D :D

Do you want to be my best friend

Give me attention :D :D :D :D :D :D

i take it that was meant to be offensive lol ive already admitted i was in the huff :D :D :D

If you want a claymore go and see Gym Guy. Ive only got a wee dagger :oops: :twisted:

Ill battle you in my bedroom.

DD unshethes his sword and plunges it deep inside Sian :twisted:

/ she stole my buttplug but i still think shes pretty cool :D

Nice camel toe Pikey :D :D

I have a date with one of these tomorrow :D

Just read through this thread lol :D Good god i never said i wasnt coming back ever ffs. Just in the huff till my piccies were sorted out :oops: :oops: Dont i feel like a nob head now :lol: :lol:

Thanks for caring though mates

ill reward any of you with free oral if you like :wink:

My morning wank was slightly tarnished by my own cum just about hitting me in the eye ffs. Must remember to aim it the other way ffs :twisted:

PIKEY

/ This guy has a joint as he drinks magic mushroom tea with charlie in it while he jabs a needle in his arm then rinses his mouth out with vodka. And thats just for breakfast :D

haha i knew that would get yer attention ya Matilda waltzing butt muncher

now geez a shag hunky boy :D