Dirty.Davros

DD gets his gimp mask with the zip mouth out the bottom drawer :D :D

Mr Power is the man when it comes to puns :D

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Dirty.Davros wrote:

Have a good one Sian. Why dont you get down to the beach like this gifted young lady :D

:shock: :shock: @where her nipples are

yeah but not a bit of silicone in sight, and thats always good :D

How can you get a proper diddy ride between plastic tits

@Geoff wrote:

@Catz wrote:

Awwww and I thought posts were deleted coz Geoff was calling me an unintelligent bimbo ….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry I should have said unintelligent drunken bimbo … my mistake.

Unintelligent – miles off
Bimbo – maybe
Drunken – Spot on mate

:D :D

Have a good one Sian. Why dont you get down to the beach like this gifted young lady :D

Oh and us blokes are all Fat, balding, stupid, doleys as compared to being a pre pubesant, harrow educated, mummys boy, twink who was up late since its the school holidays :D :D

It got very petty, and as Sian said, Geoff quoted every regular’s opinion about him. Well done Geoff btw. :D :D

Anyway, ive watched Little angels on the telly and…[Read more]

Basically Everyone thinks Simon is a tit except Aaron ade and Catz.

Think we shall move on today :D

Its an oldie but still funny :D

Here is his simple face :D

Haha what a plonker :D

This did :D

There you go Simon That should suit you nicely :twisted:

Your baby has a mobile :shock: :D My nephew still has a rattle and a dummy tit. Guess my sister is an old fashioned kind of parent :D

@*Sian* wrote:

My eldest son being invited on holiday……… why has it p!ssed me off, because he is going tonight and need to get all his fooking stuff ready :twisted: :twisted:

Get his clothes cleaned and ironed. No time to straddle the washing machine :D

@SiMoN wrote:

sort your make fun of sig out gg, make fun of sake. i know u can probably make all the middle aged obese women on this board moisten up but i for one don’t really wish to see that. please change it.

I like GG’s siggy. It reminds me just how big my c0ck is :D

Glad you enjoyed it Soulie. Sorry to hear about being in Motherwell. I used to work there. Its a real craphole :D

Maybe it was Volksies man. Stir stir :twisted:

Have a biatch fight please for the boys. Get in the mud tank :D :D

Was just admiring yer body again there GG and was wondering if you shave yer pubes or wax them :D

I seen some woman online had her pubes dyed green and there was a tatoo which looked like a sign, coming out the top of her muff that said “Keep off the grass”. Cant find it now though :D

Was cool as feck

Hey Beatty. I found this on several Tatoo sites so im thinking it is the real deal. :shock: :D

Looks slightly different though. Maybe hes been tatooed more than once on his dickhead :D Or maybe its cos he’s only got a semi :D