Dirty.Davros

Not met many Scotsmen have you :wink:

Punches mart and gos off to find something more accomidating. Hmm. That hole in the fence looks good to me :D

:evil: Got a splinter in my nob now. Fuc king aussie cowboy carpenters

Bend over here son, theres a good lad :wink:

:o That hit the spot, thanks

Shut it you jobbie jabber :D Why dont you go and sit on your plastic friend and wait patiently. Have a can of fosters and fire some more shrimps on that barbie while winning olympic gold at everything you sexy ugly hunky fart face :D

o2 are fuc king shyte. Their service well and truely sucks and im going back to vodaphone soon :D

At work earlier. Missed Marias first round game today. Not a happy chappie :evil:

Got 3, yes 3 questions about birthstones in my 10 today. 2 guesses out of 3. Those birthstone questions cos me to lose a point every other day lol. Im gonna look them up. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Have a good day peeps. :D :D :D

Im a weeping willow ffs. id rather be a monkey puzzle tree or sommat. Theyre cool. :D

Anyway, it seems fairly accurate. However, any of the above descriptions could make me nod in agreement of myself. Ie. Its bull :D :D :D

8/10

Art question and one about a character in a shakespere play. I think the quiz should stick to stuff people are intersted in and not total shyte :D

@Soulie wrote:

@Dirty.Davros wrote:

Fell in love with sexy babe in a pic but think shes a little outa my league :(

out of my depth too buddy

That picture is music to my ears Mr Soul :D

Better than Miss Stevens i think. Close one :? :D

Fell in love with sexy babe in a pic but think shes a little outa my league :(

@*Sian* wrote:

Wet and miserable here too, so much for the fooking heatwave :twisted:

Aw do you need warming up then :D

Absolutely fu ‘cking everything :evil: Think im going back to bed

Er the guy offended me and my country. I shouldnt have taken the bait lol :D

Hello Tempy and BB :D :D :D

Dunno mate, yer mum just called me Big boy but yer nearly right

Well dont ask yer mum cos ive already had her ass

Im offs. Usual d!ckhead putting me off being here. Have a good one peeps :D