oh where do i goddam begin!
f1
f2
f3
the cat
my useless shopping trolley decided to malfunction and crash me into isle three smashing things.
king of mice
my gate wont close properly
junk mail
junk mail in my spam folder
junk mail in my shopping trolley
junk mail in my shopping bags
junk mail on the bus
stom doris nearly killing me
the bus was late TWICE!!!!
my toaster burnt the dam toast
then my bloody tea went cold, i was only in the loo for 2 minutes!!!!cant boiled water even stay warm anymore. ?
i just got upstairs to fnd the dam cat has messed on the floor
oh and lets not forgett the neighbour dog taking a shit in my garden again, are all animals out to get me well columbo would say so.
and right now im just going into f1 to see that big punk kingofmices face. god i hope storm doris has broke his fence or something.