[DiscoDoris]

also i was on the bus and some ningkumpoop was shouting into one behind me. i was deaf for 2 days. BAN BAN BAN!

[DiscoDoris]

they should just ban then dam things all together.

 

just yesterday some jabloney walked into a lamppost looking at one.

someone please make a petition i dont know how. BAN BAN BAN!

 

the idiots cant even use them correctly.

[DiscoDoris]

nothing.

 

i was very pleased when i heard king of mice got rejected by someone in f1.

 

when he gets banned ill be throwing a web cam party for all of us to celebrate.

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[DiscoDoris]

somer1 dont test me punk! jabloneys like you would be crying if you had to deal with what pisses me off every god dam day!!!!!!!!!

 

EVERYDAY!!

 

now stop distracting me from my work.

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my fresh start!

day is 27th feb 2017  my name is disco doris.

11:08 am: post man late again,probably knows im going to moan at him about leaving my gate unlocked. if i dont moan, no one will. gone are the days when people locked your gate.

last night the winds kept me awake. why do we even need winds?

im planning on visiting my friend susan today, jeez i wonder what will go wrong there. shes been ignoring my calls for 4 days.i suspect its this new loverboy. i should come first, these people come and they go. i should probably wait to bring this up though. just incase loverboy is there.

 

god i hope loverboy isnt there.

 

[DiscoDoris]

hell even some of the mods need that.

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[DiscoDoris]

well they all hate me chrome because of my snitching. they was all missbehaving so i snitched on them all. wrote reports. sat up day and night writing down everything. swearing, arguining, fighting.

then the mods didnt seem to care.

i just wish they would make me a mod. i could do so much snitching. i would rule them with an iron fist!

 

they need that.

[DiscoDoris]

oh and magmanimous in f1, i hope the storm breaks his fence too.  i think its going to break mines.

[DiscoDoris]

oh where do i goddam begin!

 

f1

f2

f3

the cat

my useless shopping trolley decided to malfunction and crash me into isle three smashing things.

king of mice

my gate wont close properly

junk mail

junk mail in my spam folder

junk mail in my shopping trolley

junk mail in my shopping bags

junk mail on the bus

stom doris nearly killing me

the bus was late TWICE!!!!

my toaster burnt the dam toast

then my bloody tea went cold, i was only in the loo for 2 minutes!!!!cant boiled water even stay warm anymore. ?

i just got upstairs to fnd the dam cat has messed on the floor

oh and lets not forgett the neighbour dog taking a shit in my garden again, are all animals out to get me well columbo would say so.

and right now im just going into f1 to see that big punk kingofmices face. god i hope storm doris has broke his fence or something.

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