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  • #110247

    :D :D :D :D :D

    #114026

    Kimmy, please do not forget the “Dominick Driving Method (or DDM) which is widely accepted as the standard for safety here in the United States…..

    1) Never drive with pants on.

    2) Sandwich in right hand, Cigarette in left hand, steer with your knees.

    3) Music must be blasting loud enough as to not to be able to hear those distracting police, ambulance and fire sirens.

    4) Floor the accelerator as often as possible so you do not develop dangerous fatique in your foot from holding it at an unnatural angle.

    #110245

    Kimmy, since you normally tell me that I look like “the south end of a horse that is walking north”, that is quite a compliment!!!!!! :lol:

    #113936

    @kimmy wrote:

    .oO pictures Doms naked :-… then bring her breakfast up.

    Well, “bring it up” to me Kimmy, I am hungry!!! :lol: :lol:

    #113935

    It is on the nightstand hun…I left it there last night when we were playing “young virgin visits the gynecologist”. Remember??

    #113932

    <—-ignores Wisp's rude comment while placing his hands behind his head and making his penis bounce up and down using nothing but muscle control while thrusting his arthritic hips at wisp and asking her…."ever seen one of these baby?"

    #113930

    My score was only a 20. This cannot be correct. Probably because I was distracted by all the motor oil I had on my hot, sweaty, naked, hairy body while taking the test.

    You haven’t exactly been making your rounds in the bedrooms of America. When it comes to sex, you lean towards the conservative side and don’t seek out wild and crazy bedroom adventures. There are many possible reasons for your virtue; sex may be a meaningful act for you, one that you share with only those you care about. In that case, bravo! Or perhaps it’s a question of morals, and you just don’t see how sleeping around fits into your lifestyle. Once again, bravo! After all, better safe than sorry; promiscuity brings a lot of potential risks (STD’s, pregnancy, losing respectability, and feelings of shame). So if refraining works for you, you’re the one who benefits in the long run.

    #113980

    Your score = 90

    This probably isn’t much of a shocker, but you’ve got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you’re feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes – thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it’s too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there’s no cause for concern.

    Dominick’s comment…..This test is flawed. I do not know what they are talking about. By the way, below is a recent pic of me that wisp took while we were on our way to Sunday services….

    #114024

    My score was 90. It must have had something to do with that cop that I flipped off for pulling me over, either that or that time I drove through a department store window during my 5th failed drivers exam. :D

    “Talk about a recipe for disaster: in one vehicle mix a handful of any combination of the following ingredients; pride, aggression, anger, frustration, impatience, intolerance, and stress. Stir vigorously and you’ve got yourself a healthy helping of road rage. According to this test, you’ve got all the symptoms. You get overly worked up over everyday driving situations, and often resort to nasty tactics to bulldoze your way through traffic – maybe even physically attacking others! One of the problems with this volatile concoction is that most of the people afflicted by it don’t even realize they have a problem. For your own mental well-being and physical health and for the safety of everyone else on the road, you should work on overcoming your highway demons… before they lead to disaster.”

    #114030

    You are Milk Chocolate
    A total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds.
    You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life.
    Also nostelgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment… even those from long ago.

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