draculina

too young for me, too much of the wrong-coloured hair and not the right size

Looks too young for Dez too

@coathanger wrote:

* looks in mirror *
Christ I need a shave….

Try your Traveller’s shaving kit…

and if you two really are the same you get my grudging applause

=D> =D> =D>

I hunt cows

and then put them through the mincing machine in the outhouse..

I thought they made a lot of noise until I was told I should kill them first…

but hey, fresh meat on the table, so what’s a bit of noise?

2 things…

every self-respecting woman likes to keep her claws sharp, and when quite a few are in the same room they usually use each other to sharpen them.

secondly
one thing Netty said I’m afraid I agree with.

Host LD shouldn’t be interfering in the way she is. I’m not saying she’s justified or not, accurate or not.

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Ms K,

the Kold Killer from Kent

why are you always ashamed of me??

I thought I was the only one ashamed of me

I used to give US marines a bj when I first came in a chat room decades ago..

Boy they took it soooo seriously

Did they get mad as I gave a graphic description of slicing it off

as a car monkey with a spanner in me ‘and, I love it!

just looked it up..

WD40 stands for Water Displacement, 40th Formula…

well, you didn’t think I knew without looking it up :roll:

it’s not rude…language has changed..this is a genuine 1964 ad..

Kenty, WD stands for er WD

@rogue trader wrote:

is there anything you would like to discuss with us scep?
if not enough of all this lavatorial pseudo closet queen nonsense,now sit down ,we will give you a shout if we need you.

the voice from the Blackpool sewer :) :wink:

:oops: :oops: :oops:

I can assure you, Mr T, that I come here with a high mind intent on intellectual discussion

I have it on full authority that many of the men who come to jc are upright, moral citizens who are not thinking of naughty bad things.

I can prove this by a series of forms submitted as a questionnaire and answered by them

@diddlysquat wrote:

Whilst I do try to base my judgements on facts, not all is 100% correct, so lets just say i’m 99.9% correct at least! I have many forms of getting the information needed to be able to pass judgement on all I have done so far.

We all wait in fear or wonder or puzzlement

but

prove you have these forms. Or are you just all mouth?

Moon, you go for it. Your problem is just a problem, to be resolved, not something terminal.

You keep your sincerity, you’re yourself, you make mistakes like we all do and you fight on, move forward even when sometimes you’re pushed back.

So respect, as I say when trying to pretend to have street cred. But I do mean it, Moon..

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you’re not too keen on them, then

I don’t think he’ll be doing that again any time soon :D

cosy’s been in Blackpool too long

or maybe me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2PP7et-DHg