draculina

it’s certainly tricky for cosy

he must have been reading The Sun upside down, his thumb in his bum while sleeping it off, to come up with those dreamed-up figures and date.

I can understand where Ruby’s coming from. I could only sympathise with the Scottish lady who told Darling that he was a hypocrite, talking of a just society while watering…[Read more]

for something completely different….

the worst choir ever, maybe – and if you can bear to watch it through, it does get much worse by the end.

if the Scots do vote yes, and there are likely to be more than a handful who do,

the it’s a sad day for England, if only because England would be more safely Tory. So the benefit cheques would be affected, Ruby.

I also think it would be a sad day for Scotland – in my humble English opinion. The economic consequences are not likely to be…[Read more]

petulant

@jen_jen wrote:

Coooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol:

is that the sound of the bird wot got Adam?

@rogue trader wrote:

or use my stock favourite which i do on a regular basis in real life

when in doubt mumble.

now I understand you lol

probably a better response than mine

you don’t seem to have a clue as to what I’m saying, cosy.

When I don’t have a clue as to what anyone says, as occasionally happens

I forget it.

limps

worralorrawords

loss

coeval

No, I just pray

me too

From what I can gather, Bacall was talking about real life too when she said that Steve/Bogart knew how to blow a whistle :)

cosy’s post is one reason you don’t get such chats in JC.

Most of us whistle like that, Cosy. In fact, you can’t whistle otherwise.

Unless…….

you have a penny whistle, which is what Bacall has given Bogart.

When you have a penny whistle, there is a an aperture, a hole shaped in a particular way, and the only way to use it is to do what…[Read more]

shame – oh, the shame

once more

then you have an embonpoint…

but not as I have always understood it…

just looked it up properly

*withdraws hurriedly in disgrace

climb Everest or a high mountain, and you’ll find that one of those definitions does lol

insofar as the embonpoint would no longer separate but very firmly weld together.

at least if you look like the Beryl Cook portrait you once posted lolol

inseparable….

that refers to the embonpoint at a certain height when mountain climbing…the wobbly bits can’t separate, stop being wobbly, if you know what I mean (unsure if cosychops will understand what I mean, if he can’t follow Lauren Bacall’s reasoning)

@kent f OBE wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

so lets dance

to a chris montez song
hey baby lets take a chance
drop your knickers
and i will drop my pants
:oops:

You started wearing pants?? :shock:

you got a photo of you with your pants, cosy??

trust Ms K to spoil a dirty Hollander poem I remembered :(