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@Trapper wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

and when my time comes, I hope I can take it as well as he can lol

:shock: :shock: :shock:

lol

@Trapper wrote:

Fuck all……. just to get back on topic like

Nooo..some of us were having a smile teasing Cosy…and when my time comes, I hope I can take it as well as he can lol

Now..what made me smile today???

hmmmmmmmmm… :?:

I’d like to say a word for Mr Cosi
His nights on the range are long and lonely
He must travel through them with a pony for a friend……
[looong pause]
Sure feel sorry for the pony! :wink:

(adapted from Rogers and Hammerstein, The Farmer and the Cowboy Should be Friends’. Oklahoma)

@rusty trawler wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

I was looking for Ella singing A Tisket a tasket as so appropriate to this thread, but some swining copany has taken the film scene off..

a truck truck truckin’ on the avenue..

You’re talking about the film where she’s singing on the coach, right? I don’t even know which film that’s from, something tells…

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I was looking for Ella singing A Tisket a tasket as so appropriate to this thread, but some swining copany has taken the film scene off..

a truck truck truckin’ on the avenue..

I was just setting the scene, Mr Cosi, with a song..as befits the coming of spring

sets the scene for the picnic with a song –

COSY:
I’m discontented with homes that I’ve rented
So I have invented my own.
Darling, this place is lovely oasis
Where life’s weary taste is unknown
Far from the crowded city
Where flowers pretty caress the stream
Cozy to hide in, to live side by side in,
Don’t let it apart in my dream-

Picture you…[Read more]

a good made in Britain song about toffees and dentists –

Cream tangerine and montelimar,
A ginger sling with a pineapple heart,
A coffee dessert, yes you know it’s good news,
But you’ll have to have them all pulled out after the savoy truffle.
Cool cherry cream and nice apple tart,
I feel your taste all the time we’re apart,
Coconut fudge reall…[Read more]

@martin43 wrote:

I would have thought that people on this board are too old for sweets. Surely we all know how bad they are for our health. I give it up along with Scalextric, Meccano and Scooby Doo a long time ago. At least two years or three years ago now.

living is bad for our health, martin…I like some sweeties, even the non-human ones

@kent f OBE wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

i thought sweets were rationed were rationed in ww2 time skep?

Ooooh Cosy were you the one who called Scep and ole git? :lol:

and you are a nosy git, Kenty, trying to find out who called me an old git lol

and cosi fan tutti is hardly the one to talk..

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Nooo, this was before the war, the Great War that is

I used to like gobstoppers when I was a kid..just the size of them in your mouth was enough to make you feel like a man..or a woman..or a whatever..they were good

I remember when newspaper reporters phoned Benn to tell him his son had been badly mangled in a car crash. Untrue, of course, but an excellent photo shoot as Mad Benn came running out of his house, his eyes wide and mouth open, almost screaming. Nice people those reporters

They’ve done worse – think Milly Dowler’s mobile phone hacking

@Trapper wrote:

awwww what a sweet trapper

aw, thank you very much, my rogue

(wtf is he talking about?)

No, this is me and Esmeralda, but my sight is so wonky that Esmeralda got left out.

I had a brief look at JC mag and didn’t see me there, but it is a bit long.

Thank you for putting me there, cosy, when I do find me

Quasimodo’s selfie

oh yes, we are :oops: :oops: :oops:

Mary Margaret O’Hara…

in a just world she would be known by all, but in this world only by a few. Look at the way she holds herself as she dances, and listen to the the range and control of her voice…

very fattening