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@Reason wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

actually though they are not technically correct
monkey nuts are legumes.

Yes they’re legumes but what you say is a load of cack.

Nice to see a rational, reasoned approach :roll:

he needs to be a better trapper…. :wink:

Liza Minelli in Cabaret….

@tinks wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

sings “its all about the money,money,money
fades”

money pah! :roll:

makes the world go round
the world go round, the world go round

If you haven’t any coal in the stove
And you freeze in the winter
And you curse on the wind
At your fate
When you haven’t any shoes
On your feet
And your coat’s thin as paper
And…[Read more]

well, cosy apologised, which shows grown-up

I’m sorry things are so hard for you at the moment..

maturity leads us to have that perspective, that we’ll get through.

when I was a teenager (back in the mid 60s!!), my dad said that no matter how hard things got, just keep hanging in, they’ll get better…I didn’t know what the hell he was talking about, but it’s about the best advice I’ve…[Read more]

Jen,
something pretty bad was upsetting you the other day – maybe an anniversary or something, I don’t know.

But I hope things are better with you now?

tinks,

sometimes, just sometimes…..

a tiring and samey day can become a really nice day….

glad it happened to you

I look at the boards..if anything interesting appears, I’ll reply. If nobody replies to my post, I shrug my shoulders. There are some good people who occasionally post and look.

Sometimes the boards go through a bad patch. I regard a huge amounts of hellos and happy birthdays with nothing else a bad patch. There are some only too happy to point…[Read more]

oh – and happy birthday, cosy

@rogue trader wrote:

born and died on the same date I see
I better watch my step
its my birthday to day as well
think I will be safer just having a duvet day.
night all
closes curtains..

*laughing

watch out, thin’s about

@rogue trader wrote:

ah come on now el skeppo
its time to put shyness aside :shock:

No, it bloody well isn’t

*runs screaming around the room

well, I’m sorry, cosy, but you’re not getting my bedroom pics, no matter how much you try

:oops: :oops: :oops:

“there are four types of officer – clever, stupid, lazy, and industrious. All my officers have two of these categories.

The clever and industrious I promote to my general staff. I need them.

The stupid and lazy are kept – they can be used under certain circumstances.

The clever and lazy I appoint as Generals – they have the nerve and clarity of…[Read more]

oooo – isn’t that kitchen nice?

A lot nicer than mine,

but then again I live in a bookshop with a bedroom and kitchen attached…

Not sure I fancy living in a catalogue

but each to their own taste is what I say

that is so beautiful, Words *sniff

such a fitting tribute

is it any wonder that they made you Poet Laureate?

@jen_jen wrote:

It made me cry as well as smile…a big bunch of flowers from a customer who knows what I’m going through right now and wanted to do something special for me…she’s a florist, she’s pulled all the stops out and they are really beautiful :D and at the same time.

doesn’t sound good, Jen…

I’m sorry :(

the son is quite a nasty piece of works, involved n corruption and coups in Africa..

Paul Gambacinni said he’s worked with Carole, respected her, thought she was tough and would understand and shrug her shoulders at the success of the wicked witch song.

the family have the same sort of respect which is given to any family in a funeral

but even…[Read more]

‘the mouth of Marilyn Monroe, and the eyes of Caligula’.

A private funeral demands respect for the mourners. However, this military-style funeral is a very public event.They should expect expressions of disgust from those she hurt so much.

Let the dead bury their dead – the living have to deal with her legacy, and many more are getting hurt as a…[Read more]

@rogue trader wrote:

i woke up in bed one night,i saw a shining light
did it give me a fright,no it didnt right
cos i love em i like ghosts
my gf is dead fit,and shes lost none of it
even tho shes dead boy can she give head

woh woh hang on ive just remembered where i am
this will need to be edited cos it gets quite rude
i shall return tomorrow…

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