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@Terry wrote:

Listening to the classical music cd I’ve borrowed from the library. I love this stuff. Somebody please go to the opera with me. Just make sure you turn your mobile off and don’t sit there eating crisps if you do.

sittin in the opera snuggling up to John Telboy as he munches his apple

@panda12 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

Never a summer goes by without some horror show or other – Sarah Payne, Maddy, Ian Huntley’s victims, Shannon Matthews (sort of!), now Tia.

*helpless

Indeed. The human race is supposed to be superior to other life forms.

Like fook we are.

to b fair, Ms Panda, the human race didn’t kill Tia. A good majority…[Read more]

Yes, it’s true…

I is the Great Romantic, with me long pole dipping in the soft water, smiling like Gene Kelly and singing like Frank Sinatra.

I reckon I may even be more gawjus than Happy Danny

I only have so many eyes

on Moonlight Bay

Never a summer goes by without some horror show or other – Sarah Payne, Maddy, Ian Huntley’s victims, Shannon Matthews (sort of!), now Tia.

*helpless

@anc wrote:

r ya?! :lol:

yikes!!!! *scarpers

@DANNY2011 wrote:

anc your pick is still bang on glorious btw u should work 4 babe station so i can ring u up hahaha lol

hahaha Danny hahahaha

lolololol

hahahahahaha

lololol

we were sailing along…….

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

i dunno tbh i went into chat yesterday evening,and thin was going on about he”S A GUIDE so as you know i rarely swear.certainnly not gratutiously, so i said oh fck off thin,and bang i was booted,minutes later i tried again and lo and behold…

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a fitting direction for this thread

@panda12 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

it was a high-security hospital. Very interesting.

I didn’t realise I was under surveillance every moment until I accepted an invite into a lady’s bedroom, and within half a minute there was a very firm knock on the door and I was ordered into the main area.

Do I look like that kind of person??? :shock:

I…

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@Terry wrote:

It’s so simple.

telboy, you really are a good photographer!

and no, I don’t want an answer to that question

it was a high-security hospital. Very interesting.

I didn’t realise I was under surveillance every moment until I accepted an invite into a lady’s bedroom, and within half a minute there was a very firm knock on the door and I was ordered into the main area.

Do I look like that kind of person??? :shock:

they didn’t want to let me go. Begged me to stay, really, but nah, had the last word and left

It took a couple of days to recover though.

I can see why the psycho-cops need an hour in the quiet room after their inquisition

“hey, stand still, there’s a fly on your nose. Wait a mo and I’ll get rid of it for you”

most put-downs depend on an accurate assessment of the victim’s character.

but the put-downs on here are very rarely effective if met in the right manner. As they’re not usually met in such a way, they become a repetitive and dreary round of trading stupid…[Read more]

I’ve been away, surprised this is still going on.

Mental hospitals are pretty grim places still, ain’t they??

Just visiting, not an inmate.

But if I read all the posts on this, maybe they’ll accept me.

amen

You not a fan of Renaissance music, wakeupdead?

That really surprises me.

I envisaged you in your doublet, listening to Monteverdi’s madrigals.

nobody had the last word yet??

as you can see, I’ve given up on this thread.

In fact, I’ve not even looked at it since page 3