Esmeralda

Let’s hear it for the Lynch Mob mentality..

It is the law that needs updating across all spectrums. Life should mean exactly that. Murderers and child rapists should be locked away from society for life. Keys thrown vigorously away.

Oh Langstraat…I’ve just finished reading both your tales..and have to thank you for the belly laughs. You’re a bloody marvel my friend..the description of the union-meeting had me howling out loud. Thankyou..from the heart of my bottom :lol:

Ah t’will explain why I was thrown from my local hostelry for attempting to purchase a firkin of ale with a groat :roll:

Bloody catchy toon isn’t it :) And the Sunday Omnibus version is even catchier…done on the piano accordion :lol:

My name is Esme…and I am an Archers-oholic :oops:

At least you had a valid reason for yer fridge-assassination Shazza..trying to defrost it. Many years ago my hubby came home from work to discover I had painted our fridge-freezer with royal-blue gloss paint. It was streaky and tacky and..um..very blue. I had a nasty habit of painting anything that stood still for more than five minutes and was…[Read more]

In that case PB….stop reading my mind :lol:

And Fastcars..it wasn’t just Dum Dums..there were several Diddly Diddlies and some Dee De D :oops: oos

It’s either Rimsky Korsakov’s Variations For Oboe And Military Band in G Minor..

…stop reading my PMs..

Very ssssstrange…but I PMd that same…er..beat/tempo/tooon to a friend here this morning. Either you’re reading my thoughts or my PMs PB..eh?

To thank Shazza for her kind wishes yesterday…

Stay home ..turn the telly off..and write letters to Tony Blair telling him he’s a murdering hypocrite..if that’s okay with you Langstraat..

Be nice to everyone on JC just to get into the clique…or tell a few home truths and stand alone?

Although in PB’s case..I can thoroughly advocate cannibalism. Sauteed balls anyone? As you can imagine..brains are off the menu..chef couldn’t find any :twisted:

To avoid being sent back to h. I’m sick with dread.

Martin is right…there is no difference between eating dog or pig meat. The exploitation and consumption of BOTH is equally repugnant.

YOKAHAMA

Z

DAY AND NIGHT PERSON..WITH RANDOM NAPS INBETWEEN :P
BTW..WHAT THE FECK IS A ‘WHIMP?’ DO YOU MEAN ‘WIMP’ OLD BOY?

THE BEAUTIFUL SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS…OR A CHEAPO CRAPPY COSTA-HELLHOLE HOLIDAY?

SLICED BREAD..

SNOW PATROL

YOU WERE MADE FOR ME..

NEIL YOUNG..

CAMEMBERT :P

ORANGE :twisted: