Esmeralda

I’m glad to hear you enjoyed your coffee..and I’m glad you’re laughing :lol:

I was unforgiveably poisonous to you..I shall berate myself by ramming french-fries up my OWN @rse

As you say..on with the thread..and when was the last time someone did their
best to degrade me and failed miserably…um see ‘general gossip’

When was the last…[Read more]

Jeez..Fats..you can function independently of Geoff…Quick..it’s a miracle..now the next step is for you to actually have an independent opinion..

Mary..so glad you liked the show..I believe they’re performing live crucifixions in Teb-adha..would you like me to get you a couple of tickets?

No I can’t say that I’ve had a laugh Geoff .To be honest I’m hurt at being mocked for a liar..I may be many things..but I’m not that. I honestly didn’t think that what I used to do for a living..would be pounced on as being such a big deal..but on reading it back..I can understand why you might take me to be a braggart. I just wanted to give…[Read more]

ooh I hadn’t noticed that Geoff [look..I’ve done your name proper an’ everything]

I’m cut to the quick..but I’ll live..

An entente cordiale.. you grumpy owd git?

Well..that’s the introductions over..shall we be friends?

We’ve certainly provided tonight’s onboard entertainment :lol:

As it should be :lol:

Sad thing is..you could probably have brushed-up into a decent old sort..given a chance :(

Not big on irony..are you Guff?

That Harold Steptoe..he’s a one..wot a larf ..’.you dirty old man’
Not a catchphrase Guff..just an observation..

Nice one Poshy. Ever considered a career in comedy..did I ever mention that I was in the top ten percent of…………… :lol:

why the feck should I have to prove my credentials to someone like you Fats? You obviously all seem more in awe of the comedy-writing game than I am. Away an’ bile yer heid ya dozy bint..

Oh Guff..me… lacking a sense of humour? Wasn’t aware I was being employed on the JC boards to write gags or sketches..sorry..have I stumbled into a fringe theatre or something?

Poor little chap..never mind..I hear penis-extensions are being offered on the NHS these days..perhaps that would cure your obvious inferiority complex..but then…[Read more]

Sorry? At what point did I ever mention Fools And Horses? IN fact I don’t recall singling anything out in particular. It was written by one chap actually, and didn’t require an army of additional writers. You really are a pr/i/ck aren’t you Guff..and this is a rhetorical question.

Yoo-hoo there Pats..cream of the women’s institute..

Hmmm Two…[Read more]

Em Pats..no..I’m sure there’s nothing I could teach you about playing the fool.

Rainbowbrite..hope it’s toffee popcorn and none of that salty rubbish..oh..and place your bets here :lol:

I didn’t of course say ‘footballer’

the word was wa/n/ker!

Oh Pats..there you are again..say hi to Guff for me…

I was judged to be in the top ten percent of comedy writers amongst my peers at that time. It was no big deal..just a fact I simply used this to illustrate to Beeker that I may be of some help.

And what’s with the ‘famous’ obsession? Have you not managed to make it through The X Factor auditions with your rendition of ‘I’m A W@nker’ on the…[Read more]

You really are a nasty piece of work aren’t you Guff?

It’s obvious you feel threatened by intelligent women..your spiteful little digs speak volumes for your own inadequacies. That you find it impossible to conceive a person capable of having more than one ability only shows in what a murky, shallow pool you must lurk. You scurry out of it in…[Read more]

Sorry Pats..haven’t you heard that term before..referring to a previous career?

It was a wee while ago now Geoff..and yes I was good..it’s what I was paid to do. I will happily tell you the things I am crapp at if it makes you feel any better..I was bottom of the class in maths, arithmetic , chemistry, physics and biology. I still struggle to…[Read more]

B@ggered if I know what’s on the clip Bigstuff…I just like winding Emma up :lol:

Glad to hear you’re able to drink coffee and laugh simultaneously..

Y’all don’t choke now #-o

Glad you’ve got the ego for it Beeker as good stand up is an art form that requires communicatory skills in addition to a funny script. In a previous life I wrote comedy for various shows on the Beeb and was considered amongst the top ten percent amongst my peers. I loved writing gags and sketches..and could sometimes barely write them down as I…[Read more]