Esmeralda

Nice one Ruby :lol: :lol: :lol:

forgot about the censors

for Hot Chocolate it should have read: Sh/it

I agree with what you say Mary. What p/isses me off even more, is that of the hospitals that PASSED the standards , I’ve been in three of them as a patient and let me assure you, the filth and neglect was terrifying; blood and shit up the walls, overflowing waste-product bins , sporadically-changed sheets….my husband had to dress my wounds to…[Read more]

No Malake..you’re not bad…just a complete t@sser.

Yourself and Mrs. Clean quite evidently deserve each other with your puerile allusions
to humour..obviously being such perfect specimens yourselves.

Shame on you!

Let me try that again:

a well skelped @rse!!

ooh Mrs. Clean doth protest too much!!

Reckon you must be a twenty-five stone porker with a face like a skelped arse :lol: :twisted:

Sometimes the random cruelty of life, crushes the very breath out of me; so much loss, so much pain. Poor,poor little babe. I agree with Lamby’s sentiments however..god alone knows the events that preceded this tragedy…pity the child..and until we know otherwise..pity the mother.

laydeee

“More than a thousand spectators continued to applaud wildly until they realised there had been a tragic mistake…”

…And then they gave it a standing ovation… :lol:

Now THAT’S entertainment! :lol: :lol:

A touch of genius there Drivel! :) :) :)

SHADE

MARE

Matty..you sound like a lovely caring chap..I’m sure your new lass will appreciate you.Well done on your support for a cancer charity; I’ve been battling the damn thing for over three years and thank god for people like yourself..you put the government to shame.

Sweetasbaileez..I’m so sorry for your friend. Is this a post-code-lottery thing? I…[Read more]

Hi Cath..nice to meet you..

och Magoo..you’ll grow to love me :lol:

Time for bed..being soooo horrid requires plenty of sleep. Night all….

are Fester and Magoo one and the same?

Hello Pikey old bean…and no I’ve never heard of the fellow..unless you mean Uncle?

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