Esmeralda

Which was a lie as she repeated herself several times//
or it might just have been her stutter and her peculiar..

Oh alright..I can do ‘nice’ (once I’m doped up on painkillers :P )
I enjoyed both stories to the extent I would like to read more..so Cath and FMN..get typing.
Perhaps y’all could get a wee JC book put together. 8)

mountain

Her “I LOVE FORGET-ME-NOT” emblazoned vest and matching drawers..whch could be unlocked only by….

@cath 55 wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

a little something I wrote a while back, kinda lame but what the hell

nice one – dont put yaself down xx

No..that’s my job! :wink:

Hebridean

Esmeralda..who had volunteered to sacrifice herself to the cause..
just as soon as she could work out what it was…
seductively she lifted up her..

BLIMEY!

Stalin resurrected himself and threw them all in a gulag in the middle of Siberia..which wasn’t as bad as it sounded because..

Mauritius (friends flying there just now..jammy buggers)

@PATS wrote:

mmmmmmmmm fresh meat. :- welcome to the dark side people hehe….least i still have my caff phew. :D i’m gonna miss my originals but i think the team change is a grt idea. cant wait to whip yas all into shape. O:) good luck on monday poet !!

*Heartbroken at being so casually cast-adrift by my Patsykins*

@Yoda wrote:

Watching my neighbour fall over this morning when he was putting his wheelie bin out

:twisted: :twisted:

The simple things in life, eh?
One of the funniest things I ever saw was an old lady falling off a bus (may the gods forgive me but I reckon i’m paying for it now) when I was coming home from Uni one day, the bus pulled into a…[Read more]

@wishfairy wrote:

coppers & cobwebs, lol

do you enjoy cookin

Experimental cooking yes..inventing new recipes (which basically means buggering-up old ones)

Do you require sleeping pills do get yourself to the land of nod?

@lil fek wrote:

Good cos Pete is very tricky and steals them right back

nOT ONLY ‘TRICKY’ BUT A GREAT BIG GEORDIE MACKEM POOFTER!!!! :wink:

@Pete wrote:

nope-it-doesnt-they-dont-allow-it-on-countdown-and-anyway-she-also-had

Englebert Humperdinck :shock:

Ya big petty Geordie mackem GIT!!! :twisted:

*Gets dragged screaming and kicking from Pat’s bosom*
No! Won’t do it!”!! :evil:

Mary had a little lamb
she called it Baby Buntin’
she took the lamb to school one day..
It kicked the teacher’s c**t in!

@Chess wrote:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

check the times Pete we are all the same and if you were a gentleman you would have let me and esme go first and if esme was a gentleman she should have let me :- :- :wink:

After you m’lady *twirls moustache and scratches baws* :twisted:

REFUTED

DREAMER