Esmeralda

@toybulldog wrote:

careful pepps, that might refer to women.

Not according to these pages – it has to be men, pets or kids…….

Nonsense..we wimmin have delightful long talons with which to turn the pages of our books on misanthropy (man-hating a speciality)

..and i think y’all’ll find my own post referred to hating BOTH sexes bowling up…[Read more]

YARD-OF-ALE

@wishfairy wrote:

wats qi?

It’s a game show featuring various topics each week centering on a particular letter of the alphabet, and is hosted by Stephen Fry..
..and yes I have watched it on occasion

Have you ever taken home an animal from a rescue centre?

@rubyred wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Has been a nice sunny day today for a change.. 8)

oh is it sunny in england then? I seen Sian say similar earlier. long may it continue as im down there tomorrow.. got me Jabs ,and passport at the ready :)

Bring me back some candyfloss, kipper min/ge! :twisted:

I reckon these guys belong in here..

Nik Kershaw – Wouldn’t it be good

I got it bad, you don’t know how bad I got it
You got it easy, you don’t know when you’ve got it good
It’s getting harder just keeping life and soul together
I’m sick of fighting even though I know I should
The cold is biting through each and every nerve and fibre
My broken spirit is frozen to the core
I don’t…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

“An I have not forgotten what the inside of a church is made of,
I am a pepper-corn.”
King Henry IV. Part I. ACT III Scene 3.

A pepper corn ? The mans high as a kite ffs :shock:

@Gyps wrote:

I am so sad. Spent most of morning at local hospital saying goodbye to my uncle. They turned his life support off at midday and he passed away at half twelve. I feel so very very sad.

“When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.” Kahlil…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

I get really excited about little trips,, im like a bairn :)

you make me feel mighty real..now hit those ribs !

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oG2ixYJ79iE

It’s one of my all time favourite toons Rubes. It’s impossible not to want to fling yaself round the dance floor and under the glitterball in ya sequins and platforms when the…[Read more]

Don’t blame the dogs, blame the people who look after them (I refuse to use the word ‘owners’ as animals should never be looked on as possessions!)
If a dog barks repeatedly, it is either in need, distress, or chatting to its buddy!

@Cas wrote:

Hey Esme!!!!!!!!!

PB’s not replied to our offer of help,,,,,,,,,,you reckon he’s scared :mrgreen: :- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hear that he’s barricaded himself in at PB Mansions..and has hired a heavyduty bodyguard to patrol the premises…

:wink:

“While you live, tell truth and shame the devil!”
King Henry IV. Part I. ACT III Scene 1.

“An…[Read more]

Englebert Humperdinck

Okay..here’s an idea. Start feeding your cat as near as possible to the spot where she sh.its, as cats won’t urinate or defecate anywhere near where their food is. She might go hungry for a day or so..but this should definately stop her sh.itting there.
Don’t shout or be angry with her though..as the poor ickle thing won’t understand why.

@PATS wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I missed boots’ voice on the radio too.
Damn.
Does she sound anything like Janice Battersby?

more like vera duckworth. 8)

Yeah..Vera Duckworth on helium ya mean! :twisted:

(sorry Kneehigh :oops: )

“Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon. ”

Tee hee hee Dibb’s..I howled out loud at that one^..and me an animal lover too!

@bon bon wrote:

yayyyy Cath :D/

one up (5)

R _ D _ R

RIDER

I have posted another version of this here..and this version elsewhere. This is my absolute favourite so forgive me if I play it again and again..
From Dvorak’s Rusalka..

Smiling on men’s homes and…[Read more]

Well spill the beans girls..potential victims and methods ffs! :twisted:

@Cas wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

This breast cancer awareness month is a female thing isn’t it?

I think that this is both unfair and utterly sexist and discriminatory. Why can’t males be involved as well ….. why should 50% or so of the population be excluded solely on the grounds of sex????

In the spirit of fighting prejudice in all its forms, I…

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