Esmeralda

Was impeded by his enormous preceding and protruding phallus as it swathed its wathe through the phallanx of photographers and por/nographic film agents anxious to sign Pete’s pronounced protruberance for substantial sums of..

@Chess wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Skittles.

Hyperglycaemia

Step away from the sugar Esme :wink:

Too late Chessy..I’m on a roll..well a rolo actually..somebody call me a doctor (you’re a doctor,Esme) thank you..

@*Sian wrote:

Yup, I always complain, I ask for my money back and leave, I won’t take any less than a refund for a substandard meal, fook returning Urgh! Just call me Victoria Meldrew :lol:

Have you ever told a lie to save face?

Of course..we all do it. White lies oil social intercourse and save friendships.

Do you ever go back on your…[Read more]

Wicked Witch Esmeralda’s debauched lair, where she tested out Pete’s Gorilla penis theory to the max before telephoning the News of The World sensational info desk to inform them of her discovery that..

Yes..inside a sleeping bag and with me leg broken..what a bloody awful weekend THAT was. I had told my folks I was going away by train, but was actually on the back of my bf’s yamaha (we stowed my crutches underneath his bed) on doing the ton down the A77 in the pouring rain, the stookie on my leg kinda melted and took on the appearance of a…[Read more]

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Skittles.

Hyperglycaemia

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

You can all get to minsk if ya think I’m spending time I can’t spare and energy I don’t have on doing charts for y’all. Sod that for a game of cowboys and injuns. :wink:

:roll: blah blah blah.

Meaning? :twisted:

The Strawbs – Benedictus

Yellow stars may guide the way
All diversions lead…[Read more]

@wildwolf nw wrote:

i wouldent be surprised to see a prime minister of pakistani ethnic background before long.

Blimey..I didn’t realise that Pervez Musharraf was looking for a gig over here. :wink:

@Pete wrote:

Ok im diggin meself a hole i know but i hate the rollin eyes emoticon :?

Yeah well to be honest I probably tend to use it in the wrong context..sorta pondering..I’m not entirely sure what it is supposed to represent.
Say Lavvy :roll: :roll: :roll:

@*Sian wrote:

*Sticks the fork in them* There you go! :lol:

Ta very gladsome

@Bad Manners wrote:

Dont think you get pubes that young. Think I was 11 or 12 or something.

So just last year then, BM? :-

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: Less of the rolling eyes, obviously banter isn’t on your agenda today :wink:

I was rolling them in concentration. Banter is not only on my agenda but at the top of my menu..I’m having it on a bap with a veggie burger for lunch.

*attempts to stop eyes rolling*

*unsuccessfully*

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: How dare you

With the ease and tongued cheek of someone whose darling brother, beautiful best friend, gorgeous nephew-in law and adorable baby niece are all Virgoans..um..I’m sure there’s someone I’ve missed out..it’ll come to me. :roll:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I agree about those (mega shudder) frightful virgoans..dullards and bores the lot of ’em. :P

:shock:

#-o :-

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Will we all hear the patter of tiny feet shortly???

Why? Are Bunny and Undertaker tap-dancing midgets? :roll:

You can all get to minsk if ya think I’m spending time I can’t spare and energy I don’t have on doing charts for y’all. Sod that for a game of cowboys and injuns. :wink:

Oh and Rubester..I agree about those (mega shudder) frightful virgoans..dullards and bores the lot of ’em. :P I think that thee..me and Terree..the three bold Aquarians..should…[Read more]

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

Where I live, in Somerset, we’ve now had 3 years with hardly any wasps around. Usually in late August / early September you can’t eat outside becaus of the number of wasps around. Not so for the last 3 summers. That, to me, is a good thing – I hate wasps!

That’s because all your fecking wasps have migrated to my garden,…[Read more]

@Cas wrote:

There isn;t one for none of em!!! why isn;t there one for none of em [-( im complanin [-(

I agree, Cas..and Sgt. KNOWS i would have loved a piccy of the lovely Keith Duffy from Boyzone.
Indeed..it’s not like Pepper to miss a Boyzone when given the opporchancity. :-

@rossylass wrote:

Not Guilty ………………..Ime tone deaf………… :?

Can you whistle ?

Guilty..I just put my lips together..and blowwww..

Have you ever peed whilst in a swimming pool?