Esmeralda

@Sir Actor wrote:

is he allowed to post a smiley at least?

Seems to me you owe Becky a tenner. Pay up ya tight-fisted wassock! [-X

@Pete wrote:

a melon sorbet with a lemon syrup then

Oooh, lovely. I’ll nip to yours after I’ve settled the wifeys and the fellas with their home-brewed cider. Yon Catherine The Great drinks like a fish. :roll:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I watch the tv programme and you’re only allowed to invite 3 guests.

Oh I forgot to mention..you’re invited too…

..I need someone to do the dishes. :wink:

I heard you use those disposable cardboard dishes.
Anyway, I’ll be busy with my own get together. :?

And I heard you use cardboard…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Prawn Cocktail (classic starter)

Peppered Steak in a cream sauce with roasted vegetables

Treacle Sponge pudding and custard what else :lol:

might change my last course to a creme brulee actually

Oi..I’M doing the creme brulee..step away from my menu :twisted:

@Sir Actor wrote:

I watch the tv programme and you’re only allowed to invite 3 guests.

Oh I forgot to mention..you’re invited too…

..I need someone to do the dishes. :wink:

I felt a funeral in my brain,
by Emily Dickinson

And then I heard them lift a box,
And creak across my…[Read more]

@bon bon wrote:

oooooooooooo nice

can I come ?

You’re the guest of honour, Diane..

Oh and there’ll be plenty of home brewed cider, beer and rosehip wine! :P

All of my nieces (and nephews) have carte blanche regarding partners sleeping over, which horrifies me..but then I’m just jealous because my parents never allowed me that kind of leeway..I wasn’t permitted a boyfriend in the bedroom even during the hours of daylight..so we would go elsewhere to have our fun.
The old parental refrain of “As long as…[Read more]

@bon bon wrote:

Three course meal, 4 strangers coming into your home for the evening
Marks out of 10 given secretly for overall evening
£1,000 prize for the winner

I would start with a chestnut, mango and red pepper pate or a nice lentil soup with home made bread..

to follow..vegetarian cottage pie ( a mix of garden…[Read more]

Ooooooh…’Dimply’ is it? Where..and how do you know, Dawny you naughty girl? :P

Ha ha ha, fasty…nice one!

@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

*Wonders where Runy’s gonna shove the washing machine and tumble dryer*

what about Clive?

“runys” bowels are now emptied thanks to the crystals :) and dont worry bout my texhnique,,i get esme to pretend to faint ,and i walk in all official with me clipboard, thats really my lucky bingo board, simply bark a few…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Then there wiz the great Proclaimers Menage A Quatre scandal..

..you thought you were shagging Craig..I thought I was shagging Charlie..but it turned oot we were BAITH shagging Craig..and Charlie stormed off in a huff..declared he wiz going solo and now appears as..

The Proclaimer..

“And I will walk two hundred…

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Then there wiz the great Proclaimers Menage A Quatre scandal..

..you thought you were shagging Craig..I thought I was shagging Charlie..but it turned oot we were BAITH shagging Craig..and Charlie stormed off in a huff..declared he wiz going solo and now appears as..

The Proclaimer..

“And I will walk two hundred and fifty miles……”

@rubyred wrote:

on a rare night out with the swiss army blokeys.

Oh the memories..the pair o’ us topping the Bill at Ayr Paladium with such hits as
‘Donald whaur’s Yer Troosers?’ ‘Donald put that Away’ and always bringing the house down with ‘Donald If Ye Do That One Mair Time We’re Calling The Polis!’

@rubyred wrote:

gies a wee feelie o yer falafels.. i know Esme , but thats what makes it so damm watchable LOL. IF they got it right , we would turn off as it would become another cookery programme. I like to see the bragging numpties fall as flat as their souffles :) but then im wicked like that! :twisted:

Oh aye..I love all the snidey asides…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P

och im sure…

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@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P

@lil fek wrote:

I see Pete has skipped the question again.

I think men and women should rule equally. They might balance things out a little better.

Do you notice a lot more cigarette butts on the ground now?

I don’t know because I don’t look..my head is always in the clouds..

I f you could vote in the American election, would you go for…[Read more]

I couldn’t work that^ out even WITH a calculator. Me and numbers don’t equate. :roll: