Esmeralda

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-&-technology/carnage-as-facebook-moves-everything-slightly-to-the-left-200809121250/

:D

Damn it, Rainny..I thought you were announcing the start of Facebook turning Trotsky! :twisted:

I have on occasion watched CDWM with a sense of disbelief at the disorganisation and idiocy of the participants..particularly those who claim they’ve never made a certain dish before..start preparing it with half an hour before guests arrive..then wonder why it goes tits up in the oven to to end up looking like a home abortion on a plate.
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The incredible musicianship of..

Stevie Ray Vaughan and Jeff Healey – Look at Little Sister

Neither..it’s a flock and not a herd.

REALISTIC FRIDGE MAGNET STOPS MICE FROM STEALING CHEESE

DOLLY’S CLONE DIDN’T TURN OUT QUITE AS EXPECTED!

@*Dawny* wrote:

*wonders why her legs are jiggling* :-s

Steady on, Dawny..we don’t want you doing yaself another injury. Toe wiggling is permitted however! :wink:

@Pete wrote:

Falling Off a Cliff by Eileen Dover

THANK YOU PETER MY SWEET!

@sharongooner wrote:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse.

7 have been arrested for fraud.

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques.

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.

3 have done time for…

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Stop writing asides in tiny print..I can never read it. If it’s worth writing..
THEN DO IT LARGE AND WITH PANACHE!!!

@chickenman wrote:

I see Gordon Brown has helped his brothers “The Royal Bank of Sweaty’s” i’m all for putting the wall back up and leaving them to it :lol:

Cum do theanga ablaich gun fheum agus Ith mo chac!!! :twisted:

The magnificent Capercaillie play us a reel Capercaillie: The Early Days

The load of fruits on her back,
a bitter sweat on brow and cheek,
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Och away and raffle the pair o’ ye. Twa braw singers like yersels should be makin’ bonnie music th’gither. In fact..I’ve pinched this fae HMV just for ye baith tae enjoy..

Capercaillie-Four Stone Walls

@stephen1 wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

the real problem is the obesity crisis.

If we could all lose some weight this would surely make more room. I’ve never lived in a country that was populated by bigoted sticks, and wish to experience everything that this wonderful life has to offer.

(it’s actually quite a burden having all the answers you…

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It’s all my fault, Rubester. He was a sweet and innocent boy until he encountered wicked Esme in the men’s lingerie dept. in George at Asda. :roll:
I shall remonstrate with him in best dominatrix fashion. A good tongue lashing followed by the whip! :twisted:

He should henceforth be known as Frank Lamplight..as in..best viewed under a twenty watt bulb :roll:

Cas..you have honorary Scotswomanship! Come on in lassie and I’ll pour you a wee dram! :lol:

Actually..I’m referring to Scotland..get you English buggers to fark orf back over the border :P

Hmmmm…and will the cuffs match the collar? :twisted: