Esmeralda

@stephen1 wrote:

The legacy of colonialism is, in part, to blame for the troubles you face in Britain now with over-population. The Western world went into many of these third world countries, exploited them to the max, and then blamed the citizens of these countries for wanting better lives for themselves. Did we really think that all those nice,…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

I think he looks rather fetching actually 8-[

You WOULD, darling! :wink:

Aah the good old orange-dayglo-foundation-stopping-abruptly-at-the-jawline-look.
Classy :roll:

Guilty..well it turned out to be more of a swap..and it was with my cousin..so I’m slightly wavering from the spirit of the question; but I was eight or nine and gave my cousin my favourite posession..a stretchy white bracelet with piink glittery glass stones. She gave me her Nell Gwyn dolly, complete with basket of oranges.
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@rubyred wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

Wow, I missed a lot by going to work. Am I too late to chat up some sales staff while you get away with the booty. Speaking of which…mmm, some mighty fine booty going on around here. Not you Pete, ffs. :wink:

Now that we’re in the cab all excited with legs touching, and blood pulsing…where’s are next…

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I’ve been caught doing many things naked, Rossy..so Guilty :oops:

Did you ever take part in dissecting frogs in School Biology lessons?

WHOA CRAZY LADY…there are some things ya just don’t ask,,and that^^is one of ’em Norfolk indeed..the very thought…tsk tsk! Which prompts the question…

I have a degree in missing the bleedin’ obvious!

@chickenman wrote:

Theres a rumour that Jade’s health scare is going to be turned into a reality show.
Does this cheapen her situation ?

If she has gone through what they SAY she has..then it’s more than just a health scare.If it IS turned into a reality show, I can actually understand the need to share an horrendous situation in order to find…[Read more]

He was reversing?

Ooooh kinda not guilty.. there are a few spats and sulkings and disinheritings going on; but there are also lots of love-ins and adorations and cuddlings..so it more than evens out. I have a large and happy family pretty much

Have you ever been caught short and had to pee outside ?

It would be wrong to blame immigrants for coming here to make better lives for themselves..the fault lies with Government policy which has seen our borders recklessly thrown open to all and sundry when resources are hardly able to cope with the indigenous population as it is.
Let America have the overspill! 8)

@*Dawny* wrote:

Concentrate Esme, concentrate!!!! Keep to the job in hand girl, plenty of time to enjoy Stephen later, we aint got nearly enough stuff today!

I AM keeping to the job in hand..that’s the problem! :oops: Okay I’ll lie Stephen down into the recovery position and cover him with a blanket.
He’ll keep!

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Kaiser Chiefs – I Predict A Riot

@*Dawny* wrote:

You know girls, we could use Stephen to our advantage :-k

He can keep the till girls yakking while we make a clean sweep

Sod the till girls..he can keep me yakking..and..er..stuff :oops:

@stephen1 wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Right girls, we are visiting Swarovski today :D

I would like to fill up on my collection

http://www.swarovski.com/Web_GB/en/91101/category;sid=TFjmSKSCfgH3SOxS-0bibs2Ib2BGVOLz6J-gOQBFb2BGVA==?Banner_ID=04000661.200&gclid=CP6TvIes4pUCFQ1gQgodvCiFeg

Just the girls? I thought I would come along and get myself one…

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From the wonderful Wings Wildlife elpeeee…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

*shouts*

Mind they fucking delicate!!!!!!

KUNT… i got a fright and swallowed them !

Well I AIN’T checking through your bowel movements..Tinkerbell earrings or no!!! :roll:

im dreading the return of eyore with MY piles ! If anyone goes past the pharmacy, bung in a tube of anusol…

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@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

*shouts*

Mind they fucking delicate!!!!!!

KUNT… i got a fright and swallowed them !

Well I AIN’T checking through your bowel movements..Tinkerbell earrings or no!!! :roll: