Esmeralda

@Pete wrote:

cath werent always a boxer like

Please stop using me as a body-double..or at least pay me! :twisted:

@StormDancer wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@sweetie85 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

what a border control ?

Your always there when i call you lol…….

No a siggy xxxx

cause im stalking you :twisted: :lol:

So that’s the thanks I get for all these weeks of passion..you make cyber-love to me and go off stalking other women. It’s enough to…

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@rubyred wrote:

esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJqkvccrfw

thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !

thats sharon gooner sitting in the middle,, no way was she upstaging us in front seat !

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Well done those men^Cas. There will always be people who don’t give a thought for their own personal safety when confronted by others in need; this not being a reasoned thought process on their part but a natural instinct to help.
Me and mine have always leapt in first..and thought about it afterwards. In all honesty, my conscience would never let…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@sweetie85 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

what a border control ?

Your always there when i call you lol…….

No a siggy xxxx

cause im stalking you :twisted: :lol:

So that’s the thanks I get for all these weeks of passion..you make cyber-love to me and go off stalking other women. It’s enough to drive me to formaldehyde. :twisted:

@rubyred wrote:

no thats me on my holidays ! I got a great deal from” sunsets in warzones dot com”, I kinda fancied Sierra leonne but they were full, so Beirut it was. many a happy day i spent with the wee iraquis on my back,as id limp along the promendade, avoiding sniper fire and mad mullahs tapping me for a fiver ! Dunno if id go back though…

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@rubyred wrote:

nice perr o thin ankles though ! I assumed it was the aforementioned “shetland” with the hairs. Im more an old Donkey ye see with the straw floppy hat on. Eating with my mouth full,and showing aff my carrot supreme !

neigh bother !

Not only has this young ragamuffin nicked your straw hat, but I do believe he has made off with…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

Ah worry Not Esme,, it just so happens that i wear a Utility Belt at all times for good housekeeping, and nestling in between the ” make yer own cochineal crusher” and the ” steep dirty plates for a week tablets” I found a little blow torch i use for my Pavlovas and baked alaska ! I shall merely burn that offending hairs aff…

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@PATS wrote:

oh god i cant get the image of esmes slippers complete with feet sitting either end of rubes mantelpiece now. will be a grt talking point tho wen rubes appears on come dine with me. :lol:

I should have shaved the buggers..now everyone will realise that for all this time I’ve been half-woman/half-Kangaroo, fighting off villains in me…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

Did you remember to leave me your slippers ? I need them more than ever with the foot crust .

and nice post before some bampot tried to ruin it. I myself had a night of telly with the foot crust up on settee. had a braw pick during indecent proposal.. the film that is NOT real life shenanigans ;)

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@жTHя& wrote:

Still Alive then :roll:

No..I’m writing this from the Co-op funeral parlour..the other stiffs have got sod-all to say for themselves and I’m bored rigid…least I think I am though it could be the rigor mortis.
Gets exciting later though, when the relatives get to argue over choice of coffin. I told the buggers I wanted bundled into…[Read more]

@Forget Me Not wrote:

to know of joy you
must first know of pain most cruel
that is man’s karma

Very true FMN..very true! Now cheer up and sing us a song.. :P

Hello you^ a tidy little piece..but so much sorrow. You need one of these

Joe Jackson – Steppin’ Out

Bloody Australian backpackers! :evil:

@sharongooner wrote:

matt daaaaaaaaaamon! :wink:

Shazza..I think Oss is much more attractive than that Damon fellow. 8)

Always a pleasure to see your cheeky wee face! :wink:

Todd Rundgren with Joe Jackson – Black Maria

Thompson Twins – Sister Of mercy

No-one could hate you, Sunny! :P