Esmeralda

Gee, t’anks Doc!

@sharongooner wrote:

oh dear…. more translation nonsense… now when we type m i n g e r thats what get :twisted:

lol

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

A Story Dwelling

There are may rooms in my Father’s house..
(John 14:2)

I have a vision of you in the Nineteen Sixties.
I can’t really see you beyond that.
Not for a while,
Not for the life of me.

I see Saint James’ in September
And the marrying of your love
Elizabeth
Beth
Betty.
Thin, dark suit –
Masculine mystery
Shaving…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Get a lid!

innit! who leaves things uncovered nowadays?

PB your a very attractive!

‘..a very attractive..’ what?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

What with all the hot weather and stuff, I have a slight issue with bloody ants. Every so often I find that one has got into the sugar bowl and scoffed itself silly – to the extent that it can’t climb out again.

OK I know that I can easily remove it with a spoon ….. BUT my question is this:

Do they also shit in the bowl as…

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ATOMIC ROOSTER – TOMORROW NIGHT

@Pete wrote:

If you post trouble are you asking for help

Possibly, but it’s more likely you’re answering 5 Across: a seven letter word to describe what Esme lands in from the minute she wakes up until laying her pretty little head upon her pillow in the wee sma’ hours of the nicht. :oops:

@Pete wrote:

Ask for help now Esme and you’re asking for trouble ya know :shock:

I always make a point of never asking for trouble, Pete, as it’s perfectly capable of finding me by itself. :?

Two NOTHING TO LOSE tracks..different songs..different bands..both brilliantly executed. UK, formed by John Wetton, Eddie Jobson and drummer Terry Bozio (both Jobson and Bozio nicked from Frank Zappa) were fairly shortlived in that formation, but I was lucky enough to see them in concert shortly before they disbanded. This is one of my top twenty…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

I tend to try WORK YOU F*CK&NG B%*@RD

I’m with Pete on this one (and sod off DOA) although I find in addition to foul language..a good smack off the floor with your computer or laptop works a treat.
Only in relieving the fury, obviously, as the bounced technology will be busted…irredeemably as the stupid unhelpful troglodyte at PC…[Read more]

I love chillin’ out to the Detroit Spinners (originally the ‘Detroit’ or ‘Motown’ tag was inserted to differentiate them in the UK from the Spinners) but this is my favourite..
Detroit Spinners – Could It Be I’m Falling In Love

With this one a close second..
Detroit Spinners – it’s a shame

For all the letters of the alphabet and all the gatherings of words in the greatest of dictionaries and thesaurus; for every configuration and assembly of all those letters and all those words, I have nevertheless run out of superlatives to describe your poetry, Sgt.
By Christ, you are undoubtedly a genius, though.

Stevie Wonder – Ordinary Pain

Stevie Wonder – Black Man

Stevie Wonder – Another Star

Stevie Wonder – As

@Pete wrote:

best i can do least i think it is

Pete..just for that..have this..

Probably the greatest band in the known universe..with a couple of outstanding live tracks

Steely Dan – “My Old School”

Grace Jones – Love Is The Drug

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Hmm..Pete promised me a pull at his pudding when it rose..well it looks enormous to me and I haven’t had so much as a lick at his sauce.

If they ever start making Carry On films again you’ll be made. :lol:

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@Sir Actor wrote:

@Rosepetal wrote:

Bloke came yesterday to finish off round the plugs after being rewired and caught me stripping off in the spare bedroom.

I hope you don’t mind me editing it for you.
I’m in a “Carry On” kind of mood.

It’s Esmeralda’s fault. :roll:

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THE SONS OF GLENCOE

Ye lay down to rest with your thoughts on the morrow,
Nor dreamt that lives visions were melting like snow,
But daylight has dawned on the silence of…[Read more]