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Esmeralda replied to the topic What made you smile chapter 49 in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 9 months ago
@bon bon wrote:
but I bet they feel great :shock:
still don’t know what my Anne Summers toad, with the 3 different speeds, was called
mind you I’m more partial to a frog to be honestWhat, like Gerard Depardieu? :shock:
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Old Cow in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 9 months ago
@bon bon wrote:
Stood huddled in the rain having a soggy ciggy, huddled under an umbrella, we got to discussing ages
Babs_ ‘How old are you Diane?’
Diane – ‘**’
Babs – ‘Is that all!’biatch :evil:
Do you look your age?
No, I don’t look my age, I look a good deal younger and I’m not being vain, it’s just a fact. A lifetime of avoiding…[Read more]
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Esmeralda replied to the topic all in a days walk in the board Getting serious 17 years, 9 months ago
@rubyred wrote:
As if life is not bad enough, as if the nightmare visions of children,wide eyed with hunger and need,the starving,the brutalised Look of the the women folks, mainly Dying of aids , dont haunt me.. then the comments on here just MIGHT !
Pah, im ashamed of a good few of you !
You know as well as I do, Ruby, my love, that comedy is…[Read more]
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Resonant Lyrics in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
For someone special..
Bronski Beat – Smalltown Boy
You leave in the morning
With everything you own
In a little black case
Alone on a platform
The wind and the rain
On a sad and lonely faceMother will never understand
Why you had to leave
But the answers you seek
Will never be found at home
The love that you need
Will never be found at homeRun…[Read more]
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Russia v Georgia in the board Getting serious 17 years, 9 months ago
In one repect, the Russian action is justifiable insofar as the Georgians picked this fight by enforcing their right to govern Ossetia despite the large Russian population. The Russians, however, in moving to protect their citizens, have as ever, used a 20 lb hammer to crack a nut.
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Reel to Reel in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
@toybulldog wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
Beatrix scanned the crowds on the platform looking for Norman to come and say goodbye. She sees someone she thinks is Norman and runs off the train to greet him only to find it wasn’t him, as she turns around to board the train again Norman appears they kiss and she only manages to get back on the train as it is p…
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Esmeralda replied to the topic The cheek of it. in the board Getting serious 17 years, 9 months ago
@WooHoo wrote:
Reading the local paper yesterday, and a man who was convicted for breaking into someone’s house claims that it was THEIR FAULT as they had left their window open!
It’s like being caught shoplifting at Tesco’s and claiming that it’s Tesco’s fault as they shouldn’t have put the stuff out on the shelf.
There is an argument that as…[Read more]
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Celtic Cabal in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
Battlefield Band Norland Wind (Magheracloone)
Stormy Weather – Highlands of Scotland.

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Esmeralda replied to the topic all in a days walk in the board Getting serious 17 years, 9 months ago
@toybulldog wrote:
like those women who live in the refugee camps in Darfur, and who have to walk miles to find firewood in order to cook for their families.
One in four are never seen again.
Yes, why don’t they move closer to the firewood, after all it’s only a little bit of rape and murder.
No, no, TB..you’re confusing Darfur with Midsomer Murders.
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Esmeralda replied to the topic propa Reggae Thread in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
@toybulldog wrote:
@pikey wrote:
A fine editorial decision, I reckon. Can I chuck these in, then?
Stoned Immaculate ~ Dub Syndicate
Stretching the given license a bit more:
thanks, interesting, and yeah I pretty much accept anything under the general umbrella
it’s all good
Hmmm must try and find a Todd Rundgren rasta…[Read more]
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Creamola in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 9 months ago
@AbitofMary_J wrote:
@*GG* wrote:
@AbitofMary_J wrote:
aint heard of creamola, but when i wiZ a Bairn we had Creamola Foam, u put water in it and it fiZZ’d up and tickled ur nose
Yeah I also remember that ‘stuff’ as a kid Mary (loved it) – isn’t that what they mean? if not then I haven’t the foggiest either. :wink:
no think there on aboot gloop…
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Esmeralda replied to the topic sgt pepper an PATS vid thread in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
@toybulldog wrote:
@Esmeralda wrote:
TODD RUNDGREN
wot kinda shyte is this ?
Excuse me? From the man who considers reggae as an art form? Go forth and multiply!!
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Celtic Cabal in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Resonant Lyrics in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
BLUE OYSTER CULT – AFTER DARK (crud ranma vid but fab song)
What’s that in the corner?
It’s too dark to see.
What’s that noise I’m hearing?
Who’s that calling me?
Long ago and far away I heard your voice
Once I heard you sing your song I had no choice
Terror took control and told me what to say
And let me loose, I fear I’ve finally found…[Read more]
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Plugged In in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
Blue Oyster Cult – The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein’s Castle at Weisseria
On the terminal point
Of the cul-de-sac
Patients are dying
The horses are dazed
From the glare of stars
The starry wisdom
Owned by the Baron
And he’s got the cure
A drug by the name of World without end
A drug by the name of World without e…[Read more]
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Esmeralda replied to the topic propa Reggae Thread in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
Regardless of whether this is appropriate in context of the thread matter, or even whether it’s a repeat, I simply must play it, if for no other reason than to drool over the lanky guitarist with the ‘tache and to bring back some fabulous memories…
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Esmeralda replied to the topic What made you smile chapter 49 in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 9 months ago
@PATS wrote:
@Rainbowbrite wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Rainbowbrite wrote:
@Sir Actor wrote:
@Rainbowbrite wrote:
I’ve applied to go on BBLB in two weeks time! Yays! :D
wtf is that? :?
Something crusty old buggers wouldn’t know about!
:roll:
so what is it?:lol:
It’s Big Brother’s Little Brother. Basically where the rejects go so you can heckle…
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Celtic Cabal in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 9 months ago
@pikey wrote:
What a gloomy racket that Boston tune is.
This thread worries me. I’ve noticed a tendency in what we might call the Celtic nations to sometimes wallow in their own marketing. People often say that it is a failing of the English that they lack one of these myth narrative identities but I think the unwillingness to sign up for one is a…
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Esmeralda replied to the topic what music are you in the mood for?? in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 9 months ago
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Esmeralda replied to the topic Criticising Religion? in the board Getting serious 17 years, 9 months ago
If god sees fit to criticise my Mcgregor tartan golfing trews and matching jauntily-perched tam o’ shanter, then I see no reason to desist from pointing out that a full head of glossy chestnut hair looks naff if an omnipotent one forgets to also dip his beard and whiskers into the’ Just For Men And Members Of The Holy Trinity.’
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