Esmeralda

@Pete wrote:

If you can handle the magnifying glass and tweezers i shant be using anaesthetic i already had a little prick

I don’t think the Hubble folks’ll let me borrow their ‘scope again, but I’ll use my braille facilitation for a rummage round the relevant parts, and anything overly risen to the occasion can be administered a swift slash with…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Then i guess its gonna hurt but it’s only a foreskin eh, now where did i put that Stanley knife

You’re looking a bit shaky there, can I hold anything for you? Wouldn’t want a slip of the hand to reduce your..er..dimensions. :roll:

@Pete wrote:

Do they serve pork pies ?

Only if you’re Jewish..or vegetarian.
Jewish vegetarians get force fed pork pies garnished with bacon sarnies. :roll:

@Sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Pete wrote:

If the yanks ever get invaded they’ll push the button and i believe are the only country would do so

Ya know what Pete ? so do I ! They are paranoid and insecure to believe that the world would stop spinning if they were to ever be invaded! Ya just have to look at something recent like say 9/11 .. they…

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Springwater – I Will Return

Springwater – Stone Cross

The second best thing to come out of Dundee..

Danny Wilson – Mary’s Prayer

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

The Bulldog bash this weekend. One of the biggest bikers events in Europe. It’s run by the Hells Angels an goes on for 4 days. Long Marston Airfield, Stratford Upon Avon. More bikers than you can shake a turbocharged turd tickler at.

Nah..the Border Reiver’s MCC bash at Kirkpatrick Fleming (end of August) beats the bejaysus…[Read more]

Fools are inevitably more dangerous than the inherently evil, and there is no more profoundly religious, righteous and injurious a fool than a Bush fool.
Yet, we will observe in November, the changing of the guard, and more of the same.
America – enforcer of world law, bigot, hypocrite and bully.

From the film ‘SOMEWHERE IN TIME’ the magnificent score, composed by John Barry. and played here by brilliant young Croatian pianist Maksim Mrvica.

Maksim – Somewhere in Time

@*Sian wrote:

I love all the bikers on a sunday 8) Brummmm Brummmmmm

I love all the bikers, seven days a week, fifty two weeks a year! :twisted:

Gary Moore, Phil Lynott, Cozy Powell – Don’t Believe A Word

I bought Horslips album ‘The Tain’ on the strength of this single, way back on first release.The magic has never faded..as neither have I :wink:

HORSLIPS – DEARG DOOM

Hawkwind – Magnu

Hawkwind – Psychedelic Warlords

Blue Oyster Cult – Dominance and Submission

BLUE OYSTER CULT – DIVINE WIND

Hmm..butt cheeks mooning above low-slung jeans, hard hat, sweaty pectorals bursting out of torn checked shirt,dirty laugh..
yep I always dress to impress when going past a building site. :wink:

My best friend and I went to see John Schlesinger’s directorial masterpiece (imo) FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD in Orpington High st. cinema, when we were giggling young schoolgirls. I had a pash for Alan Bates’s Gabriel Oak and she, for Terence Stamp’s Sergeant Troy.
I’ve watched this Hardy adaptation a dozen times or more, in the intervening years…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

I loveeeee coffeeeeeeeee :lol:

*Makes sign of the (inverted) cross and backs away from caffeine demon.*

Raspberry tea with hint of echinacea, rules! Failing that, a couple of units of A+

An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, ‘How do you stay in such great physical condition?’

‘I’m a Scotsman and I am a golfer,’says the old guy, ‘and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a…[Read more]