Esmeralda

@sharongooner wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Nothing clever about posting other people’s poems, old girl.

oi, less of that ol’bean :lol: :wink:

For once, I agree with pikey, Sharon. It’s about reading and enjoying and wanting to share..nowt smart about it..your own choices are as relevant as anyone else’s. 8)

@cath 55 wrote:

Dunno bout any one else but i dont particularly relish cleaning the oven although i do 2 or 3 times a year….. but……thats now all changed . god knows where they been hiding this product but it does what it says on the packet!!!!

i put my shelves and the glass doors to the oven into the bag they provide , poured in the solution…

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@Sir Actor wrote:

It’s too hot!! :twisted:

How about trying a nice ice bath then?

DIANA ROSS – MY OLD PIANO

Happy to report my li’l ears are bleeding after Naz and AC-DC :twisted:

@Pete wrote:

Whole Lotta Rosie

MORE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

@Pete wrote:

Who Made Who

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

@sharongooner wrote:

@Sarah 30 wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

all man made religions have a strong aspect of dictatorship.

Is there such a thing as a religion that isn’t man made? :roll:

well… who can proove that any werent? ffs somebody had to take down notes whilst all the shit was going on!

Who wrote it before man then?

Jackie Collins!

Blue Oyster Cult – 7 Screaming Diz-Busters

Because the Night – Patti Smith Group

Come on now try and understand
The way I feel when I’m in your hands
Take my hand come undercover
They can’t hurt you now,
Can’t hurt you now, can’t hurt you now
Because…[Read more]

Black Sabbath Fairies Wear Boots

For Pete…. 8)

That idol, black eyes and yellow mop, without parents or court, nobler than Mexican and Flemish fables; his domain, insolent azure and verdure, runs over beaches called by the shipless waves, names ferociously Greek, Slav, Celt.

At the border of the forest – dream flowers tinkle, flash, and flare, – the girl with orange lips, knees crossed in the…[Read more]

Kate Bush – Running up that Hill

Aretha Franklin – I Say A Little Prayer

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY´S-MOON RIVER

Moon River, wider than a mile,
I’m crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you’re going I’m going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There’s such a lot of world to see.
We’re after the same rainbow’s end–
waiting ’round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.

Arf arf! I tittered out loud there, Rossers.
It was good to catch up today btw.. us Crocadeers Rock!

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

All gayness aside :wink: .. I do hope I’m not too loud?

The lime green fluorescent thong sooooo clashes with your bandana, sweetheart.

:shock:

:-k

:idea:

Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of… Dolce &…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

All gayness aside :wink: .. I do hope I’m not too loud?

The lime green fluorescent thong sooooo clashes with your bandana, sweetheart.

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Men have yet to evolve the devious facility of damning with faint praise whilst turning the screw. Their clamour and bluster is too full-on, too brutal to be bi.tchy.
Excepting for the gayest and loudest of them perhaps: .

8-[

:-

:wink: x

Well, I didn’t like to presume..

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

You forgot to mention the ironing esme, a vital part of any day for a woman.

Isn’t it though..