Esmeralda

@rubyred wrote:

Never had flowers since my father died.. and well done on the promotion lucky.. im still awaiting a job offer ( ahem) .

A red rose for Rubyred.xxx

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I am off to Bejing where i shall epoxy myself to the British pole vault competitor

I’m just wondering which pole his hands’ll be gripping. :-

Lech Walesa?

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Well maybe if folk weren’t so busy speeding, talking on their mobile phones while driving etc – the crappy little laws which, at the end of the day, are still laws regardless of how unpopular they are – then maybe the police wouldn’t have to spend so much time on them. Simple solution if you ask…

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@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Well maybe if folk weren’t so busy speeding, talking on their mobile phones while driving etc – the crappy little laws which, at the end of the day, are still laws regardless of how unpopular they are – then maybe the police wouldn’t have to spend so much time on them. Simple solution if you ask me. Stop wasting their time and…

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@Pete wrote:

See! Look at the evil glint in its’ eye. Had I not been concentrating on biting into one of its little friends, and had I been looking where I was stepping, then perchance I wouldn’t have tripped over my then partner’s outstretched leg and come a cropper between pub and home.
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@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Funny how you should mention the arrogance factor, I was talking to a guy at work about a TV show about the police in our region – he, like me, isn’t a cop. He said that his wife found the officers to be quite arrogant, but he just said ‘They’re not arrogant, they’re just polis’ :lol:

And it’s something I believe as well. Having…

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@rubyred wrote:

burning my lip on hot tomato in my new found toastie machine toasties !

They’re fiendish wee buggers are tomatoes, I once broke my leg on one! Devious little red barstard! :twisted:

THE BEATLES
HEY BULLDOG

@ForumHostPB wrote:

It’s all the bloody Greek’s fault anyway …. just ‘cos we’ve got their effing marbles.

A fine pair of specimens they are at that, PB..

@sharongooner wrote:

Im 100% sure the courts made the right decision in refusing to uplift his ban, what sort of message would it have sent had they lifted it?

Silly man. What do you think?

I concur with the courts in this instance. It would seem that the ethos in the sporting arena is to win at all costs – pumped full of steroids if necessary.…[Read more]

KING CRIMSON

I need to feel your heartbeat heartbeat
so close
feels like mine
all mine
I need to feel your heartbeat heartbeat
so close it feels like mine
all mine…
I remember the feeling
my hands in your hair
hands in your hair
I remember the feeling
of the rhythm we made
the rhythm we made
I need to land sometime
right next to…[Read more]

As a child, when my grandfather died, I saw his face clearly at the exact moment he passed, although we were 400 miles apart, and I wasn’t even particularly close to him in life.
And at a remote highland farmhouse again as a child, I was followed up a deserted track by a man who passed by my family without being seen, before eventually vanishing.…[Read more]

Good to see you, Shazza. 8)

@Pete wrote:

I am PB i shall smote thee :twisted:

I’ve seen his smoter..and it’s a whopper..believe me! :twisted:

Thanks for that, Pete. My tone-deaf cousin Jackie sang it the entire way through a six week summer break ensconsed in a Highland hideaway, way back when we were kiddies..only changing the tune every two days or so to an eardrum-busting rendition of Take Me Back To The Black Hills Of Dakota.
I was glad to get back to school.

THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT

Don’t say words you’re gonna regret
Don’t let the fire rush to your head
I’ve heard the accusation…[Read more]

van der graaf generator – theme one

@Pete wrote:

One of the side effects is your head becomes very heavy Esme and you have to support it with both hands :D/

Oh god..not Heavyheadinhanditis in one so..er young..and..um..gawwwwjus? And there’s me thinking that rampant nymphomania was the side effect. What excuse have I got for that now? Yikes! :roll:

@Pete wrote:

Its experimental and there are side effects Sian

Well I’ve been taking these pills for years without success…yeah, right! :wink: