Esmeralda

Concerning Women Who Deserve To Be Praised

In order that a woman may be relished by men, she must have a perfect waist, and must be plump and lusty. Her hair will be black…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

anyway, according to doa vampys dead….so you been shaggin stiffs??? :shock:

As opposed to shagging flaccids? :wink:

Them were t’days..sendin’ t’kiddies oop chimneys wi’ only the exudations from a tramp’s gouty foot to suck on, every other day and twice on Sundays. :wink:

Rusalka (Dvořák) Song to the Moon

O silver moon upon the deep dark sky,
Through the vast night pierce your rays.
This sleeping world you wander by,
Smiling on men’s homes and ways.
Oh moon ere past you glide, tell me,
Tell me, oh where does my loved one bide?
Oh moon ere past you glide, tell me
Tell me, oh where does my loved one bide?
Tell him,…[Read more]

I don’t go near the chat rooms, too much of a melee for my delicate little sensitivities. I prefer my intercourse to be more one on one! :wink:

What Britain needs is MORE like Arthur, like Mick McGahey, like Jimmy Reid. Proper Socialists and not this shower of Nu-Labour tossers, or Nu- but-really-just-the-samebunch-of-fascist-Tory-Party-Mutha-Fu.ckers.

“The Red Flag” by Jim Connell

The people’s flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
And ere their…[Read more]

GEORGE HARRISON
MY SWEET LORD

Chaka Khan

I’M EVERY WOMAN

THIN LIZZY

Dont believe a word
For words are only spoken
Your…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

oh ffs essy, you do make me laugh.
:lol:
Oh dear I hope your poor sister wasnt successful? :oops: :oops:

A long, weary and continuingly heartbreaking tale for another time mebbe. But at that time she didn’t arf do me a favour, as my diary was explosive
and so was me dad!

@lil fek wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

As I recall, her ally was that Canadian barstard Ian McGregor! :twisted:

How come I have never heard of him? Checked my list of famous and infamous Canadians..he doesn’t appear! Are they keeping this quiet?

Oh sod it, I was in denial. The evil sh.it was born in Sc…Scot…..bugger it..the land of my birth…[Read more]

Och. comeon girls, leave the laddie alone.

@rubyred wrote:

oh,,ya must have missed it and i seldom pay compliments !! I said i fancied you and thought you were a good looking man.. was during the reighn of dreamshyte must have been all mixed up.. i was called a ” slvt” by IT for being honest :)

ffs i have went all bashful noo.. ! ESME, pass the pickles !!!

You’ll maybe still be…[Read more]

I worked down t’pits in ’39 shovelling the mucus up from t’canaries beaks and earned nowt but a kick up the ar.se and a thruppeny bit! :wink:

@sharongooner wrote:

widgety gwub anywon? :lol: oh carol!

Bloody hell..the Jimmy Saville lookalikey would put me aff ma pizza and double pickled onions! :shock:

@sharongooner wrote:

I remember my dad read my diary once, it wasnt a pleasant time. Just caused the utmost embarassment to us all. :oops:

Snap, Shazza. I remember refusing to come home, when my mum found and read my diary, after she made it clear that I was to face the wrath of my father. Jeez, she even found my stash of erotic literature and my…[Read more]

THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

I am tired, I am…[Read more]

There’s nowt worse than a bent copper, Shazza! As Bill Tremblejavelin has it, “Lilies that fester, smell far worse than weeds.”

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

Margaret Thatcher had an ally in the destruction of our coal industry, remember…..
called Arthur Scargill. He certainly won’t get a state funeral, except perhaps in North Korea.

As I recall, her ally was that Canadian barstard Ian McGregor! :twisted:

I’ll not be happy until our Stuart is home safe, demanding food and wanting his clothes washed!