Esmeralda

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Punching above your weight, Dumpy, you couldn’t even ASPIRE to be in my league, but thanks for affording me a chuckle at your imbecilic commentary.

Again the same kind of bullsh!t response, you’re a joke you dont have a prayer, another day, another hun and her delusional fantasies. :roll: jog on split…

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Punching above your weight, Dumpy, you couldn’t even ASPIRE to be in my league, but thanks for affording me a chuckle at your imbecilic commentary.

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet…

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@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and…

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@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and think its hilarious :roll:

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?

Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.

If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have gotten away with…

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@waspish wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@waspish wrote:

id rather have a house full of stoned adults having a laugh and a good ole munchy party than go out to the pub and risk walking home through streets full of mashed teenagers all wanting to fight the world and smashin the shops up.

..And I would rather have to tolerate neither the dullard potheads…

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@waspish wrote:

id rather have a house full of stoned adults having a laugh and a good ole munchy party than go out to the pub and risk walking home through streets full of mashed teenagers all wanting to fight the world and smashin the shops up.

..And I would rather have to tolerate neither the dullard potheads nor the hostile drunks. Tedious…[Read more]

Sorry to disagree, girls, but I thought Abigail’s Party was a poorly scripted and appallingly acted piece of kitsch first time around, and it hasn’t improved with age. Mike Leigh was and is an overrated writer, and worse – Alison Steadman has been playing variations of ‘Beverly’ in every character portrayal ever since.
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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I am sick of people asking me for money, there was some old sod smelling of wee asking me for “spare change” for the cat protection league outside tesco’s today.

Like I care and give her a cold stare?

What about me? I need stuff to.

So I am starting a “begging” post, after all I am sure other people on here need stuff too…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Before you all make cath a chatguide you should, see her web site.

http://www.cath56.com

I am truly shocked !!!!!!

This sort of lowlife stunt allowed to be perpetuated by a freak such as doa, only goes to prove why JC needs a decent chatguide like Cath. Sick bas.tards like doa should be drowned in their own sh.it!…[Read more]

Honesty, integrity, fairness and compassion are the qualities I would hope for in a Chat guide. Cath has all of these in spades. I suspect furthermore, that her singularity in ownership of same, not only marks her as more than suitable for the position..but head and shoulders above the present incumbents.

POST YOUR VOTES..CATH FOR PRESIDENT!!

@cath 55 wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I confess to being the inventor of the ‘Cat-O-Cutor’ when I was er ….. a little while ago.

It consists of a wooden frame (large enough to be inserted in the hole in our fence and through which the next door neighbour’s cat used to access our garden for a crap).

On the wooden frame you wind a series of…

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@ubermik wrote:

On the topic of invalidity benefit..Its easy to buy into the spin that they are all faking skiving scumbags.. Now tho, seeing more of how much our society and social structure has eroded I’m not so sure and wonder whether its just easier for politicians to demonise people than it would be to try and turn round a rapidly decaying…

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@sharongooner wrote:

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the
shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on
two counts.

Tee hee hee hee hee heea classic!

..Six feet under!

Pinneaple chunks or slices?

Girls..girls..the luxuries we take for granted today. I remember when my friend used to IRON her hair to get it straight

..mind you..this was back in the seventies when we all had hair down to our bums (I still do.) Aah..that wonderfully mixed odour of Silvikrin shampoo and sizzled tresses.

Oh ffs! Just get a grip and do..

THIS