Esmeralda

@PATS wrote:

Actually, I was addressing Matty, when Fasty poked his beak in for no other reason than to have a go. It was only a matter of time before the pair of you fancied a bite..in that respect you certainly haven’t failed to disappoint. As for me being a bi.tch..that’s laughable coming from a woman who thinks compassion is a magnetized…[Read more]

Dee, there are so many stunning places to choose from, particularly in the North-West of Scotland. My own personal favourite place on the planet, is the Ardnamurchan Peninsula..the farthest western point on the British mainland. For glorious mountains, lochs, beaches and seascapes, look no further.
Check out the VISIT ARDNAMURCHAN site on…[Read more]

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Hmm..venom..childish remarks? It can only be..THE PASTY AND ICKLE DWARF-BOY SHOW
STARRING..Granny from the Loony Toons Cartoons as..Pasty

FEATURING..A ickle man wiv a ickle todger as..Ickle Dwarf-Boy

In this week’s adventure..Pasty and Ickle Dwarf-boy attempt a soft-shoe-shuffle at the deep-end in West Wickham…

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Hmm..venom..childish remarks? It can only be..THE PASTY AND ICKLE DWARF-BOY SHOW
STARRING..Granny from the Loony Toons Cartoons as..Pasty

In this week’s adventure..Pasty and Ickle Dwarf-boy attempt a soft-shoe-shuffle at the deep-end in West Wickham Municipal Baths..with hilarious…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

My grandfather died a couple of months ago on his 92nd birthday. He had lived alone for the 21 years previous (since the death of his wife) but was completely independent… taking care of a large 3 bed roomed house with his beloved garden. He cooked, cleaned and washed for himself and needed help from nobody. One Saturday he was…

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YOOHOO CATH xxx

@rubyred wrote:

oh change the bloody record Ann Chovie..! I mean, even her rendition of “like a turnip,,neeped for the very first time” is preferable !

and if you had romanian burning lug syndrome,I was at daughters tonight and was telling her of our love of all things rustic.!

laugh ! ? we nearly booked a fortnight in Budapest !

a good wee…

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@rubyred wrote:

/clenches…YE gods wumman i have encountered the rusty finger..! and its NOT big and it certainly aint pretty..!

did the romanian have burning lugs by any chance ?

Funny you should ask. They had lugs like logs on a hot stove. Ann Chovie composed “The Great Romanian Burning Lug Log Fire Tragedy of 1839” on her balalaika and nose…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

i say,,,was THAT a rusty finger or are ye just pleased to see me ! ??

Definately a Rusty Finger, Ruby. A great big Romanian one up the Dukie Argylles..

@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

So replying to peoples posts in a normal rational way is regarded as biting is it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-k

It seems you’ve been ‘hoist with your own petard’ midget-man

I would love to carry on this fascinating converstation with you but I am afraid that I am not…

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@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

So replying to peoples posts in a normal rational way is regarded as biting is it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-k

It seems you’ve been ‘hoist with your own petard’ midget-man

I would love to carry on this fascinating converstation with you but I am afraid that I am not “kept” like your good self and…

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@fastcars wrote:

So replying to peoples posts in a normal rational way is regarded as biting is it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-k

It seems you’ve been ‘hoist with your own petard’ midget-man

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m looking forward to dieing, only till i have experianced life though, i don’t want to be one of those people who live till i’m 80, spending 10 years or so just sitting in my chair watching telly

I hope you never have occasion to frantically cling to a life that is…

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@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m looking forward to dieing, only till i have experianced life though, i don’t want to be one of those people who live till i’m 80, spending 10 years or so just sitting in my chair watching telly

I hope you never have occasion to frantically cling to a life that is steadily being drained out of you,…

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@Matty wrote:

i’m looking forward to dieing, only till i have experianced life though, i don’t want to be one of those people who live till i’m 80, spending 10 years or so just sitting in my chair watching telly

I think you’re doing a great injustice to people..elderly or otherwise, Matty..for whom the physical restraints of age or ill-health…[Read more]

((((((((My wee Ruby))))))))

@Oss wrote:

Can someone love life more than anything in the world, but still hold the desire to die?

I haven’t beat around the bush here, i have asked a question out right. I am not asking you to go through my experiences, answer the question from your own.

and please put a smile at the end of it, cos i have put a smile at the end of this sour…

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Miss Me, But Let Me Go
Author Unknown

When I come to the end of the road,
and the sun has set for me.
I want no rites in a gloom-filled room.
Why cry for a soul set free?
Miss me a little—but not too long,
and not with your head bowed low.
Remember the love that was once shared.
Miss me, but let me go.
For this is a journey we all must t…[Read more]

@Smiley wrote:

Scoffing the first thing I’ve had to eat in 3 days (I put a few lbs back on so making sure I don’t get fat again!) down me gob and just realized how much I love vinegar-soaked bread. It makes the perfect chip butty 8)

@sharongooner wrote:

Watcha Essy, long time no hear my dear!! I take it you are well?

I’m ok Shazza..as long as I stay off the vinegar tea. Hope things are good with you.