Esmeralda

@Esmeralda wrote:

I am in possession of 20/20 vision m’dear and unlike some, not blinded by infatuation.

..yet :wink:

xx

:lol:

@Cymorill wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Thank you for describing me as a “pleasant enough looking fellow” Esmeralda, but in reality I have been called bordeline fabulous looking (Seriously!). 8-[
:mrgreen:

Catch yerself on..borderline deluded more like.

I’ve told him to stop speaking to the blind women, but he never listens. :roll:…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Thank you for describing me as a “pleasant enough looking fellow” Esmeralda, but in reality I have been called bordeline fabulous looking (Seriously!). 8-[
:mrgreen:

Catch yerself on..borderline deluded more like.

I’ve told him to stop speaking to the blind women, but he never listens. :roll: :twisted: :lol:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Thank you for describing me as a “pleasant enough looking fellow” Esmeralda, but in reality I have been called bordeline fabulous looking (Seriously!). 8-[
:mrgreen:

Catch yerself on..borderline deluded more like.

I suppose a shag’s outta the question then?

:P

@Esmeralda wrote:

Okay, Pepper is a pleasant enough looking fellow in so far as he didn’t hit too many branches of the ugly tree on his way down – but he doesn’t exactly set the heather on fire ffs. You girls need to get out more. Seriously!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

Esmaralda ! oh most definite with NO second choice. she is well damm cleverer than me..and i like that in a partnership..yet we both write our comedic branch of comedy/pathos.

beside no one belives a word i say on here..apsrt from her as she knows the truth with being a fellow ( yet FAR superior) Philospher..

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@Cas wrote:

Why do we need to be bombarded with these facts and figures. We each choose what we prefer to do,,,,if we choose to eat meat, then I don’t see why it should have anything to do with vegetarians or anyone else for that matter. We don’t, or at least I don’t anyway, say that vegetarians are wrong for not eating…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

STILL think mine was the funniest hehe !!! oh dont ya just LOVE sundays on the swally :)

eating last nights re-heated kebab and umpteen cups o tea,as i type :)

Pass the garibaldies Esme :)

I’ve finished the garibaldies, my love, but may I offer you a couple of baldy garys instead?

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Punching above your weight, Dumpy, you couldn’t even ASPIRE to be in my league, but thanks for affording me a chuckle at your imbecilic commentary.

Again the same kind of bullsh!t response, you’re a joke you dont have a prayer, another day, another hun and her delusional fantasies. :roll: jog on split @rse

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and think its hilarious…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yup that’s really funny. Taking the piss out of Police, especially when you have just been stopped for breaking the law, is a real winner huh?

Getting fined and his licence endorsed must have really made your mate’s smartarsed put down worth it.

If he had kept his stupid gob shut he might have…

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@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

u stated ur opinion.i stated mine. i wasnt the one who posted cartoons. if its fastcars u dont like…..why drag me into it? like i said i expect it from the likes of ugo………and yes i will still be doing the crossword.

I didn’t drag you into anything, Pats. You jumped in to defend your chum after…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

u stated ur opinion.i stated mine. i wasnt the one who posted cartoons. if its fastcars u dont like…..why drag me into it? like i said i expect it from the likes of ugo………and yes i will still be doing the crossword.

I didn’t drag you into anything, Pats. You jumped in to defend your chum after I retaliated to…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

Actually, I was addressing Matty, when Fasty poked his beak in for no other reason than to have a go. It was only a matter of time before the pair of you fancied a bite..in that respect you certainly haven’t failed to disappoint. As for me being a bi.tch..that’s laughable coming from a woman who thinks compassion is…

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@PATS wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Hmm..venom..childish remarks? It can only be..THE PASTY AND ICKLE DWARF-BOY SHOW
STARRING..Granny from the Loony Toons Cartoons as..Pasty

FEATURING..A ickle man wiv a ickle todger as..Ickle Dwarf-Boy

In this week’s adventure..Pasty and Ickle Dwarf-boy attempt a soft-shoe-shuffle at the…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Hmm..venom..childish remarks? It can only be..THE PASTY AND ICKLE DWARF-BOY SHOW
STARRING..Granny from the Loony Toons Cartoons as..Pasty

FEATURING..A ickle man wiv a ickle todger as..Ickle Dwarf-Boy

In this week’s adventure..Pasty and Ickle Dwarf-boy attempt a soft-shoe-shuffle at the deep-end in…

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@PATS wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Hmm..venom..childish remarks? It can only be..THE PASTY AND ICKLE DWARF-BOY SHOW
STARRING..Granny from the Loony Toons Cartoons as..Pasty

FEATURING..A ickle man wiv a ickle todger as..Ickle Dwarf-Boy

In this week’s adventure..Pasty and Ickle Dwarf-boy attempt a soft-shoe-shuffle at the deep-end in West Wickham…

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@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

So replying to peoples posts in a normal rational way is regarded as biting is it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-k

It seems you’ve been ‘hoist with your own petard’ midget-man

I would love to carry on this fascinating converstation with you but I am afraid that I am not “kept” like your good self and…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m looking forward to dieing, only till i have experianced life though, i don’t want to be one of those people who live till i’m 80, spending 10 years or so just sitting in my chair watching telly

I hope you never have occasion to frantically cling to a life that is steadily being…

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@fastcars wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m looking forward to dieing, only till i have experianced life though, i don’t want to be one of those people who live till i’m 80, spending 10 years or so just sitting in my chair watching telly

I hope you never have occasion to frantically cling to a life that is steadily being drained out of you,…

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