Esmeralda

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

we can all meet in the pub next to harrods and share the bounty,,and NO esme im no on about you in the sweetie section ! Get yer erse to the hand-made cashmeres noo !

I only managed to snatch a lovely Paul Smith soft cotton cardigan in a fine stripe for meself…it was a struggle getting it up me…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I’ll bring my coat with the big pockets. Ruby..you flash your cleavage as a distraction..and Shazza you grab the bling. Where shall we start?

Im sorry but ” who are you ” .. im cunningly disguised as an upwardly mobile 40 something.Im walking about the shop with Gucci bags i got from Ebay, Im in the make up…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Okay..so who’s coming with me to Harrods? Lemme see what I fancy.
Ooooooh I’m having this..

VIVIENNE WESTWOOD
Large Orb Detail Bag
And a snip at only £699.00 Gimme two. One to keep me purse and makeup in. The other to hit unruly sales assistants with. :twisted:

even better lets steal the orbs off.. its them that prove its…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

Dawny..especially for you….

Fritz has offered to come dust down your collectables..

Oh I’ve a couple of collectibles that need dusting alright!

Ohhh come to Mama =P~

@Esmeralda wrote:

Announcement for all nosy feckers putting their giant beaks in uninvited..

The Shazza and I are cool and sorted.

Over and out! :twisted:

:lol: Just like to give me pennys worth!

@Esmeralda wrote:

Oooh..I feel a menage a trois coming on..budge up girls and show me yer foofies! 8)

/flashes her foofie from bottom of nightie.. im no dressed yet,, ffs wumman can you no wait at least wait till i get my lippy on :) and NO i dont mean labia lippy !

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: Bon, I’d never do a meet again, pork chop or not, I have learnt my lesson.

Ekkkkkkkkkk I forgot our Rubes, she’s worth meeting. I met her in Newacatle, how can I forget rubes!!! :shock:

How indeed :roll:
I’d love to meat her :wink:
whoops :?

I would never go…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Announcement for all nosy feckers putting their giant beaks in uninvited..

The Shazza and I are cool and sorted.

Over and out! :twisted:

If you had’nt stuck your giant beak in in the first place, the would’nt have been anything to sort :wink:

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@Esmeralda wrote:

No..but I had a pet caterpillar in a matchbox with a nasturtium leaf, and was inconsolable when it went into a cocoon and never came out of it.

Did you ever stick playing cards to the spokes of your bicycle to make it sound like a real engine when you cycled?

No but I did use the plastic clips off the bread bags. More of a…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

Yes, you’re quite right as ever, fasty. in fact my tongue is so far up Pete’s backside that he uses it for a face flannel of a morning.
And Sharon, I know you mean well, but giving Pete a helpful assessment regarding his posting is more than a trifle patronising. Would you care for someone to do that to you..really?
I think that…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Pat you are talking about people who go out on the weekend and drop copious amounts of drugs then probably don’t even have a tickle in the week, these people could become addicts but nobody would be able to tell which ones would and wouldn’t.

I smoke and drink, I am still an addict in some way, my…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Pat you are talking about people who go out on the weekend and drop copious amounts of drugs then probably don’t even have a tickle in the week, these people could become addicts but nobody would be able to tell which ones would and wouldn’t.

I smoke and drink, I am still an addict in some way, my mum feels for me…

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@Cas wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Look, this isn’t really about compassion or not having compassion. In a nutshell. it’s about so-called ‘celebrity’ addicts being lauded, admired, feted – whilst Jo Bloggs addict is mocked, jeered and derided.
I’m addicted to morphine..insofar as I can’t stop it without horrendous withdrawal symptoms. Every so often, the…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Pat you are talking about people who go out on the weekend and drop copious amounts of drugs then probably don’t even have a tickle in the week, these people could become addicts but nobody would be able to tell which ones would and wouldn’t.

I smoke and drink, I am still an addict in some way, my mum feels for me…

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@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Yep, I’ve seen this one; brimming with atmosphere, simmering with suspense, and more twists and turns than a chinese acrobat with st. vitus dance. Scary Movies!!!

lol ur words r articulite as par usual Esme, well I wiz enjoyin the film rite up to them being towed for help and my tv blow-up, bleedin…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Yep, I’ve seen this one; brimming with atmosphere, simmering with suspense, and more twists and turns than a chinese acrobat with st. vitus dance. Scary Movies!!!

lol ur words r articulite as par usual Esme, well I wiz enjoyin the film rite up to them being towed for help and my tv blow-up, bleedin new tv but…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Yep, I’ve seen this one; brimming with atmosphere, simmering with suspense, and more twists and turns than a chinese acrobat with st. vitus dance. Scary Movies!!!

lol ur words r articulite as par usual Esme, well I wiz enjoyin the film rite up to them being towed for help and my tv blow-up, bleedin new tv but all nite i kept…[Read more]

@bon bon wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

who’s Carol? :?

Sorry
Carol in the forum
Cas on here

Shes come up from London twice before to stay with me so I can’t be that bad

Aww..I like Cas..give her a hug from me..and have one yourself BB! :P

I like her too
Shame she can no longer make it

Oh well, hes done it…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

who’s Carol? :?

Sorry
Carol in the forum
Cas on here

Shes come up from London twice before to stay with me so I can’t be that bad

Aww..I like Cas..give her a hug from me..and have one yourself BB! :P

I like her too
Shame she can no longer make it

Oh well, hes done it again
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@Esmeralda wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

I was dressed only in a green wooly scarf wrapped round my neck, across my breasts and tied at the back, and was in a heated ..

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick! You were in a heated, dot, dot, dot? Why wasn’t I invited?

Stephen

Would y’all have come? :wink:

You have to ask? 8)

Stephen