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    Curiously enough, my answers are exactly the same as yours, Pebbles. In particular the animal sanctuary one..it has always been my dream to house every single mistreated, broken, tortured soul on the planet..animal and human..in a vast commune of gentle healing.
    Yeah..improbable with foul tempered Esmeralda!
    :roll:

    #365888

    @minim wrote:

    Through early morning fog I see
    visions of the things to be
    the pains that are withheld for me
    I realize and I can see…

    that suicide is painless
    It brings on many changes
    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    I try to find a way to make
    all our little joys relate
    without that ever-present hate
    but now I know that it’s too late, and…

    suicide is painless
    It brings on many changes
    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    The game of life is hard to play
    I’m gonna lose it anyway
    The losing card I’ll someday lay
    so this is all I have to say.

    The only way to win is cheat
    And lay it down before I’m beat
    and to another give my seat
    for that’s the only painless feat.

    The sword of time will pierce our skins
    It doesn’t hurt when it begins
    But as it works its way on in

    The pain grows stronger…watch it grin, but…

    suicide is painless
    It brings on many changes
    and I can take or leave it if I please.

    A brave man once requested me
    to answer questions that are key
    is it to be or not to be
    and I replied ‘oh why ask me?’

    ‘Cause suicide is painless
    it brings on many changes
    and I can take or leave it if I please.
    …and you can do the same thing if you please

    For some reason I see Actor as Klinger, with twin set and pearls, elbow length gloves and a clutch bag!

    Hmmm I wonder who would be Hotlips Houlihan?

    Me me me..I get to snog Hawkeye! :P

    #365815

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Oh the lingerie one…. brilliant 8)

    It’s my favourite, Shazza, so cleverly plotted and executed that not only do I never tire of watching it, but always find something new by way of a comment or attitude, to make me laugh. Sheer genius. :D

    #166160

    S e faighean a th’annad

    #365813

    For me, there have been two outstanding comedic creations of the last forty years. Firstly – DAD’S ARMY and the gloriously inept Home-Guard of Walmington-On Sea – and more recently, the fabulously clever FATHER TED’s motley crew of Craggy Island misfits as invented and crafted by the brilliant Irish writers, Graham Linehan and Arthur Matthews. Most people would credit themselves with a sense of humour, but laughing is easy..creating the laughs is a matter of genius in both writing and presentation. Dermot Morgan’s portrayal of the hapless Father Ted Crilly is a superb tribute to the authorship, and in his passing he has left behind a fabulous library of hilarity, to which we can return time and again.

    FATHER TED UPSETS THE CHINESE COMMUNITY

    LINGERIE ESCAPADE-FATHER TED

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    @rubyred wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    And rubes..I don’t want to fall out with you..but if you’re wi’ pebbles..then you’re agin me..

    well if you want to be childish esme.. im agin you !

    Fine by me! :twisted:

    #365552

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    So says the one-trick pony..that trick being to kick people in the stones regardless of deserved opprobrium..and make your mind up..either I’ve ‘got the hots’ like a slavering wolf..or I’m a frigid prude.
    You’re out of your depth, pebbles. Know it!

    You’ve got the hots alright, alas it will be no more than a cyber dream for you love. Now in reality, i expect the frigid prude label suits you well :wink:

    Now fook off back to pm with Mr lover man, where he can amuse your tiny mind with stories about treacle puddings.

    Ha ha ha ha ha..you’re so off beam that you’re laughable you sad bit.ch, yet I understand your need for caustic comment, when a limited vocabulary, small mind and vicious temperament are all you have to keep you warm my poor darling.
    Now..enough of this to-ing and fro-ing with salacious language..we wouldn’t wish to keep you from an ‘afternoon delight’ with your vibrator.

    #365543

    And rubes..I don’t want to fall out with you..but if you’re wi’ pebbles..then you’re agin me..

    #365541

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    Oh and tell the clique i dont much care :wink:

    what clique ? theres THAT word again !

    See? This is why I find him boring, he just repeats the same shyte over and over again….the clique comments never stop, the harping on about kate when most people actually couldnt give a fook who it is, and dont even get me started on the BB thread ffs – he just cant leave it alone! Youtube links galore and endless chunks of drivel hes copied and pasted from google about every subject under the sun. Its mind numbing. He appeals only to the likes of Caff and Esme..says it all really.

    So says the one-trick pony..that trick being to kick people in the stones regardless of deserved opprobrium..and make your mind up..either I’ve ‘got the hots’ like a slavering wolf..or I’m a frigid prude.
    You’re out of your depth, pebbles. Know it!

    #365811

    Oh verily, TB, Stewie is one of the incredible comic creations of the age. His plotting, evil-intentioned mutterings, arrogant commands and devious devilment put my husband in mind of ME, he tells me every time we watch Family Guy.
    I can’t think why.
    :?

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