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@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
pete you bore the fooking shi.t out of me, and im sure im not the only one. Jeez you even make johnboy look interesting. Someone mentioned verbal diarrhoea the other day, whatever the internet board version of it is, you’ve got it. You comment on everything and everything whether or not you know fook all about the subject, its tedious, repetative and pathetic. If you havent got something worth while to say, say fook all.
Pebbles..there is a great deal more to humorous observation than the repetitive use of the ‘C’ word and the slagging off of anyone with a letter of the alphabet in their name. When you can learn to do witty, clever and charming instead of vacuous, vacant and vituperative..then maybe you’ll be worthy to have a pop at someone as genuine and smart as Pete.
Until that time..Kindly do me a favour (it would be wise) and shut your good self the godamn-to-hades the fu.ck up!Its been clear for some time that you quite clearly have the hots for pete :-… what with all the sexual innuendo and comments – it screams desperation, and quite clearly pete isnt interested. What he is interested in are the young “newbies” who join the boards. Its been noted on several occassions that hes straight in there, trying to worm his way into their affections and sending sneaky pm’s. Frankly he makes my skin crawl. He’s been awarded the name “pete the perv” and it suits him perfectly. Hes not genuine, and hes not smart… hes been sussed. There is nothing humerous about anything he posts on here, its just a series of boring and repetitive shyte. But if thats what floats your boat, thats up to you, but i can tell you now that im not the only person whos sick of seeing his cr.ap all over the boards. Tedious isnt the word.
Oh you silly woman..really you’re making an eejit of yourself this time. Pete and I are friends..just good friends as the saying goes. You are obviously blind if you haven’t see the posts announcing the fact that I have in fact ‘got the hots’ for someone else..not only instigated but reciprocated by this other person whom I am bewitched, bothered and bewildered by thank you very much. As it happens, Pete also has a love of his own, very much a mature and loving partner..so stick your accusations where the sun don’t shine, lady!
The ‘sexual innuendo’ and comments are Pete and me having a laugh..at ourselves..at the boards..and at the arsewipe you so very evidently are proving yourself to be.
Your obsession with the sexual congress of others is only outmatched by the desparation of your own..oh my..the jocularity of your ‘vibration’ posts.
Tedious? You’re the most tiresome and predictable little shi.t on here..and that takes some doing.
Away and bile yer heid ya wee nyaff!
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
pete you bore the fooking shi.t out of me, and im sure im not the only one. Jeez you even make johnboy look interesting. Someone mentioned verbal diarrhoea the other day, whatever the internet board version of it is, you’ve got it. You comment on everything and everything whether or not you know fook all about the subject, its tedious, repetative and pathetic. If you havent got something worth while to say, say fook all.
Pebbles..there is a great deal more to humorous observation than the repetitive use of the ‘C’ word and the slagging off of anyone with a letter of the alphabet in their name. When you can learn to do witty, clever and charming instead of vacuous, vacant and vituperative..then maybe you’ll be worthy to have a pop at someone as genuine and smart as Pete.
Until that time..Kindly do me a favour (it would be wise) and shut your good self the godamn-to-hades the fu.ck up!I pray that Sgt. goes wary of the everglades..the scaly leathered skin.. evil glinting yellow eyes..humungous sharpened gnashers ready to snap off a limb..
he’ll frighten the bejaysus outta the alligators after a night on the whisky.
(lubs him tho)I live in an area redolent with notable historical happenings..Centurions..Covenanters..Cromwell..all around or within stone-throwing distance of where our cottage stands. There is also a burial barrow in one of the fields belonging to the farm across from us. The Romans built a long stretch of road just a few fields over from our lane, incredibly straight in comparison to the twisting lanes surrounding, and Cromwell and his troops marched along where our cottage is now sited..until very recently, the farmhouse at the end of our lane was known as Cromwell House, and is reputed to have been where the man stayed overnight.
There have been innumerable sightings of marching men and more pronouncedly the sounds of jingling harness. It thrillls me to be immersed in the past as much as the present, and I feverishly anticipate an encounter with Cromwell, some dark eve..if only to kick the auld scourge in the ghostly knackers.Absolute superb genius in the guise of foolery with Abbot and Costello at their best. Thanks for the laughs, Pete..the first full ‘snork!’ for Saturday.
Charlie Drake is dead, Caff. Is he? No..Doddy! Feck..that’s the Ken Dodd is dead joke..
*goes off to watch paint dry in slippers*why is there paint in ya slippers?
*goes off to watch…..oh forget it!!!!!!!!*
STOP..FLASH..PAINT DRYING..BREAKING NEWS…
At last.. a product that solves a particular persistent problem faced by homeowners – mould growth. Mould can appear in many places, but particularly in areas where you least expect it..bedrooms..bathrooms..your gran’s groin.People have been known to fall sick just from exposure.
Mouldgard is designed to prevent moulds from growing on dodgy surfaces, although it’s best to first prepare the surface by applying Fungicidal Wash prior to painting. This will kill off existing moulds and spores. Get someone to hold down your gran whilst dowsing her liberally.
Pentalite Mouldgard is my recommendation (even if mould growth is only suspected). Tell-tale signs are, powdery black fungus appearing where walls meet at floor or ceiling level..and gran scratching her fudd like buggery.After a lengthy spraying with chemical phosphates and a daily dousing with sorbitol powder..Alan has at last cleared up the nasty bout of Boll Weevil on his ornamental grasses – although the crabs near his fundamental orifice may take a few weeks longer to eradicate..
