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@pete wrote:

I aint too keen on what she’s got in her hand hope she aint after me sprouts :shock:

She certainly was, Pete, and very tasty they were too as you can see by the happy gaping ars…er smiling faces around the dinner table.

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Pete takes Tommy Cockernee’s missus on a guided tour of his boots..

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@cherrybomb wrote:

:shock:

That’s not something you see everyday.

You should get out in the garden more often.. :wink:

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@pats wrote:

:- :- :-

duty free…………………

I’ll be condemned for laughing..so…

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The dressing up as a Garden Gnome task was going well until Alan dropped his pants whilst checking out Charlie’s gorse bush..

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@pete wrote:

and elephant :shock:

No..that’s John Merrick’s granddaughter Babar..

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Oh dear..Alan has come into the Potting shed covered in mud and pond snails..seems he didn’t see the titch marsh. :?

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Oh..what’s this..Charlie has made a break for the garden gate and pranged her dungarees on some trellis..well it was obvious she wouldn’t get as far as Percy could Thrower. :roll:

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Alan has just returned from the potting shed with a task written on an old lollipop stick..
“The gardenmates must construct a complete replica of The Hanging Gardens of Babylon before tea. Pansies and rubber gloves shall be provided…sorry that should read..rubber gloves will be provided for the pansies..”

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@pete wrote:

He apparently had a slight stroke which to be honest Charlie Dimmock didnt object to

It could have been worse..he could have been beating about the bush..

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