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@bon bon wrote:
but I bet they feel great :shock:
still don’t know what my Anne Summers toad, with the 3 different speeds, was called
mind you I’m more partial to a frog to be honestWhat, like Gerard Depardieu? :shock:
@bon bon wrote:
Stood huddled in the rain having a soggy ciggy, huddled under an umbrella, we got to discussing ages
Babs_ ‘How old are you Diane?’
Diane – ‘**’
Babs – ‘Is that all!’biatch :evil:
Do you look your age?
No, I don’t look my age, I look a good deal younger and I’m not being vain, it’s just a fact. A lifetime of avoiding sunlight might account for it..that and not having children. My group of friends are similarly youthful and similarly -for the most part – of vampirish tendency and bairn-free also.
‘Twas a bugger getting ejected from licenced premises though, and it can be difficult asserting authority when one has a face like a school cheer-leader. :roll:@rubyred wrote:
As if life is not bad enough, as if the nightmare visions of children,wide eyed with hunger and need,the starving,the brutalised Look of the the women folks, mainly Dying of aids , dont haunt me.. then the comments on here just MIGHT !
Pah, im ashamed of a good few of you !
You know as well as I do, Ruby, my love, that comedy is born out of tragedy, misfortune and despair, as a defense mechanism and way of processing the horrific and unimaginable into the copeable-with. Laughing instead of crying and all that auld stuff.
I would hazard that most on this thread are doing just that.
There will be those of us so sick and shrivelled with sorrow that the effort to keep on breathing is an epic battle each and every second of each and every loss-blighted, war-scarred day; for whom scanning a newspaper becomes a ritual of weeping and tearing out of hair; every atrocity and senseless savagery mounting to another stab at an already punctured heart and a tingling at the wrists, saying ‘open me up and let me drain away the devil with the flow..’
..oh..that’ll just be me then.With god’s fist at my face, i’ll continue laughing, for my tears are busy damping down the flames of hell scalding at my soles.
For someone special..
Bronski Beat – Smalltown Boy
You leave in the morning
With everything you own
In a little black case
Alone on a platform
The wind and the rain
On a sad and lonely faceMother will never understand
Why you had to leave
But the answers you seek
Will never be found at home
The love that you need
Will never be found at homeRun away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run awayPushed around and kicked around
Always a lonely boy
You were the one
That they’d talk about around town
As they put you downAnd as hard as they would try
They’d hurt to make you cry
But you never cried to them
Just to your soul
No you never cried to them
Just to your soulRun away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.Cry , boy, cry…
You leave in the morning
With everything you own
In a little black case
Alone on a platform
The wind and the rain
On a sad and lonely faceRun away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.In one repect, the Russian action is justifiable insofar as the Georgians picked this fight by enforcing their right to govern Ossetia despite the large Russian population. The Russians, however, in moving to protect their citizens, have as ever, used a 20 lb hammer to crack a nut.
@toybulldog wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
Beatrix scanned the crowds on the platform looking for Norman to come and say goodbye. She sees someone she thinks is Norman and runs off the train to greet him only to find it wasn’t him, as she turns around to board the train again Norman appears they kiss and she only manages to get back on the train as it is pulling out of the station.
the amount of times I done that too cath, jumped off a moving bus only to find I’m snogging the wrong person again . . . . .
anyway, I believe there’s a Norman out there for all of us
Would that be as in Bates or Conqueror..should one best scan the Domesday Book to find a motel with cheap rates and a good working shower?
@woohoo wrote:
Reading the local paper yesterday, and a man who was convicted for breaking into someone’s house claims that it was THEIR FAULT as they had left their window open!
It’s like being caught shoplifting at Tesco’s and claiming that it’s Tesco’s fault as they shouldn’t have put the stuff out on the shelf.
There is an argument that as supermarkets display their goods in such a manner as to entice the shopper to part with more of his/her money than intended, then they ARE tempting the sticky fingered to acquire items without..er..paying.
This is in no way an attempt to assuage the guilt of a misspent youth, trawling the aisles of Safeway for slabs of chocolate and little tins of baby pudding (banana was best) to shove up a jumper when one should have been at school doing something tedious like PE. :oops:Battlefield Band Norland Wind (Magheracloone)
Stormy Weather – Highlands of Scotland.
@toybulldog wrote:
like those women who live in the refugee camps in Darfur, and who have to walk miles to find firewood in order to cook for their families.
One in four are never seen again.
Yes, why don’t they move closer to the firewood, after all it’s only a little bit of rape and murder.
No, no, TB..you’re confusing Darfur with Midsomer Murders.
@toybulldog wrote:
@pikey wrote:
A fine editorial decision, I reckon. Can I chuck these in, then?
Stoned Immaculate ~ Dub Syndicate
Stretching the given license a bit more:
thanks, interesting, and yeah I pretty much accept anything under the general umbrella
it’s all good
Hmmm must try and find a Todd Rundgren rasta number. :twisted:
