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@chess wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Creamola pudding! Anyone else remember this? It was a lovely sort of custardy semolina puddingy thing….it tasted a lot nicer than it sounds! (If you remember this product, please post, as my OH is convinced I’ve made it up!)

I thought you meant this when you posted :oops:

Jeez..Chessy..me and Rubes have been trying to track down Creamola Foam fizzy drink for yonks..we just can’t get it any more here in Caledonia. If ya see Rubester, don’t tell her ye gave the last ever tin to meeee! :wink: :twisted:

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That nice young Mark laddie has divine blue peepers, but he’s no Keith Duffy. Now HE’S a strap-to-the-headboards-with-my-DD-cup-underwired-bra-till-he-begs-for-mercy sort of chappie..:twisted:

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@rubyred wrote:

INTERESTING !!! seriously.. I have just received a life bar from an American site LOL.. this born again took umbrage at me saying i didnt start the Iraq war! she had it in for me and would tell on me for least wee thing. last time i was on my aussie pal was referring to me as Osama Bin Ruby.. and we had a wee joke or three.. whenever the offending yank was ahead of me on points,, id put up ” ruby smites ghthree” and her confidence would drop and id win the game LOL. a kids game ! and she reported me for “smiting her” says i was being rascist !

Now i actually KNOW this i can argue,, well i CANT as im barred for life LOL..

damm yankees have no sense o humour !

Yep, I started world war three on an American site that was so right wing they thought George Bush Senior was a Commie Pinko barstard.
I was lucky to escape a lynchin’
I’m now on another American site soooooooooo right wing that it makes the previous lynch-happy right-wing site look like the Kashmiri headquarters of the ‘Kill The Western Pig Infidels’ branch of the Pakistani boy scouts.
I’ll be lucky to escape a lynchin’:twisted:

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@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.

overdoing the smacks would be a bad thing then??
I’m sure one or two people on here would disagree with you.

Then lead me to them and I shall smite them for you with my trusty wand..or my bedside lamp! :twisted:

smite is a good word. past tense would be “smote” ?? :-k

Affirmed in Esme’s dictionary, especially for you:
smite verb (past tense smote , past participle smitten , present participle smiting) literary 1 to strike or beat with a heavy blow or blows. 2 to kill. 3 to afflict. 4 to cause someone to fall immediately and overpoweringly in love • He could not fail to be smitten by such beauty. 5 intrans to come suddenly and forcefully • The king’s authority smote down on him. smiter noun. smitten adj in love; obsessed.
ETYMOLOGY: Anglo-Saxon smitan to smear.

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@sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Do they make it anymore

Even with the lack of regular sex
I can’t seem to stop thinking about it

:? what’s the connection between creamola and sex?

Come for lunch with me and Rubes..and we’ll demonstrate. 8)

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@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.

overdoing the smacks would be a bad thing then??
I’m sure one or two people on here would disagree with you.

Then lead me to them and I shall smite them for you with my trusty wand..or my bedside lamp! :twisted:

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@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll:

I bet you’d love to give me the nosebleed in person huh? :roll:

No I most certainly would not..I think you’re awfully sweet! :wink:

:D ta duck.

I’m a bit nervous about hitting myself in the face with the lamp but if you think it’ll do the trick ….

Hmm..twelve rapid to the nose with a heavyweight ceramic..versus..same nose to the grindstone? It’s a no brainer.
Well actually..the no brain bit only happens if ya overdo the smacks with the lamp.

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@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll:

I bet you’d love to give me the nosebleed in person huh? :roll:

No I most certainly would not..I think you’re awfully sweet! :wink:

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@sir Actor wrote:

I’m trying to think of an excuse for a sickie tomorrow. :-…

Nose bleeds..you’ve been up all night with severe nose bleeds and are too anaemic to get yer head off the crimson pillow.
Smack yaself several times in the coupon with the bedside lamp..so ya won’t technically be lying! :roll:

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Ooooh, first dibs on the spiders, please. I’m rather partial to arachnids, particularly the ickle weeny baby ones.

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