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12 July, 2008 at 3:12 pm #28181612 July, 2008 at 3:09 pm #311843
THE CHEAT OF CUPID; OR, THE UNGENTLE GUEST
by Robert HerrickOne silent night of late,
When every creature rested,
Came one unto my gate,
And knocking, me molested.Who’s that, said I, beats there,
And troubles thus the sleepy?
Cast off; said he, all fear,
And let not locks thus keep ye.For I a boy am, who
By moonless nights have swerved;
And all with showers wet through,
And e’en with cold half starved.I pitiful arose,
And soon a taper lighted;
And did myself disclose
Unto the lad benighted.I saw he had a bow,
And wings too, which did shiver;
And looking down below,
I spied he had a quiver.I to my chimney’s shine
Brought him, as Love professes,
And chafed his hands with mine,
And dried his dropping tresses.But when he felt him warm’d,
Let’s try this bow of ours
And string, if they be harm’d,
Said he, with these late showers.Forthwith his bow he bent,
And wedded string and arrow,
And struck me, that it went
Quite through my heart and marrowThen laughing loud, he flew
Away, and thus said flying,
Adieu, mine host, adieu,
I’ll leave thy heart a-dying.12 July, 2008 at 2:23 am #352691The BEATLES
ALL MY LOVING11 July, 2008 at 11:03 pm #352837@the_bulldog wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
s’wats yer name dawg?
sgt…. = sergent.
you still gotta tell though…
Your p issed ya nutter…
my names very posh… it begins with an s…
Sibelius Gordon Thompson
11 July, 2008 at 10:27 pm #352686THE LOVIN’ SPOONFUL
SUMMER IN THE CITYCREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL
PROUD MARYTHE BEATLES
CAN’T BUY ME LOVE11 July, 2008 at 10:10 pm #279582I love this number, used to listen to it over and over and over and over..blah blah blah…..
THE FORTUNES with..
STORM IN A TEACUP11 July, 2008 at 9:56 pm #352829@pete wrote:
Woodlouse with saffron
Pete, you’re just not taking this seriously – I mean – who would dream of infusing crisps with saffron?
The woodlouse on the other hand….

11 July, 2008 at 9:48 pm #350847@toybulldog wrote:
no, its an urban myth really sarah like all the other mars bar ones
Excepting the Marianne and Mick one. True – all true!
11 July, 2008 at 6:25 pm #350762@sir Actor wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@sir Actor wrote:
@emmalush wrote:
IM TELLING YOU THIS, IF WHITE PEOPLE START TAKING TO THE STREETS IN PROTEST, THIS COUNTRY WILL FALL INTO CIVIL WAR.
MILLIONS COULD DIE.
I’m thinking Hollywood…I’m thinking Will Smith, Brad Pitt and a big, big budget.
It’s gonna be a blockbuster!! :lol:..And I’m thinking Borehamwood..I’m thinking the bloke who used to play Rodney on ‘Only Fools and Horses,’ Martin Kemp (and bruvver Gary as it’s two for one week) and a hundred quid budget and some greenshield stamps.
It’s gonna be a stinker!I’ll take you to the pictures when it’s finished and have a curry afterwards or would you rather wait till the dvd comes out and we get pissed on pale ale? :P
That puts me in somewhat of a dalai lama. Y’see, I suspect it’ll bypass the cinema completely, and whizz straight to the bargain bin at Woolworths. So we can certainly watch the DVD, only can I have the curry instead of the pale ale? A nice quorma sauce and a naan bread does me..oh..and a sweet paratha!
11 July, 2008 at 6:10 pm #350760@sir Actor wrote:
@emmalush wrote:
IM TELLING YOU THIS, IF WHITE PEOPLE START TAKING TO THE STREETS IN PROTEST, THIS COUNTRY WILL FALL INTO CIVIL WAR.
MILLIONS COULD DIE.
I’m thinking Hollywood…I’m thinking Will Smith, Brad Pitt and a big, big budget.
It’s gonna be a blockbuster!! :lol:..And I’m thinking Borehamwood..I’m thinking the bloke who used to play Rodney on ‘Only Fools and Horses,’ Martin Kemp (and bruvver Gary as it’s two for one week) and a hundred quid budget and some greenshield stamps.
It’s gonna be a stinker! -
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