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@ugo wrote:

@peeved wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Bets peeved `s been a watcher for about three years & has only just plucked up the courage to start posting lmao & now is way out of her depth :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have been posting since july, dweeb. Retarded goldfish status re confirmed. :lol:

Had to use the word DEPTH me being a fish & all :lol: :lol: :lol:

And you really felt that was worthy of a highlight? I guess small things please simple minds..

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@ugo wrote:

first the nomanee`s

Conflict of Interests

its back Celebrity Big Brother,…

Sad or what?………..

and the public have voted & the winner is ………………

Conflict of Interests

well done fastcars what a funny & enjoyable thread so early on in the year

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Should your bulldog signature not be sporting a very large brown nose..dumkopf?

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@pats wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@pats wrote:

agreed fasty n PB. the *i love u * brigade should be given their own thread where they can dribble and kiss ar/se to their hearts content. anyone who takes this place seriously enough to suffer high blood pressure at lighthearted posts should be slapped repeatedly with the sharp end of the *get a sense of humour* stick. :D

You wouldn’t know humour if it bit you on the ar.sen wenger. You’re just a malicious old harpie whose treatment of Cath..who has never been anything less than kind to you..is a measure of your base nature. And incidentally..why waste the end of a sharp stick by using it for slapping? Stabbing is more your style..preferably in the back!

my treatment of cath? wtf…………i nominated her..HUMOURESSLY for dummy spitter. u really need to lighten up ye humourless excuse for human being!!!!.ur just another ruby………creepin around in msn an pc………..sh/it stirrin bhind peoples backs. least i’m fookin honest!!! 8)

I don’t ‘do’ msn..I leave the stirring to people like yourself. You like to pride yourself on being honest? You’re just a mouthy rude bi.tch with the intellectual capacity of a carrot.

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@ugo wrote:

OMFG I do believe im agreeing with you three , PATS /PB/Fastcars . I come on here whenever ive stopped for a break theres nowt better then to come on here & unwined after being stuck in endless traffic jams , to me its like your average joe who works in an office then goes for a game of squash to unwind , These sado`s with there love & hugs & kisses wanna get there own thread like mi aunty PATS said .
Im on the road most of the week so im out & about & see life as its happening funny things , sad things , dangerous things so I can post whatever i see , if you dont like what you read then Its simple dont post under it innit !!!

:shock:

sorry to dribble on but have been on the road since Tuesday evening :-({|= yawns :)

Oh..an intercession from the driver of an inarticulated lorry. Approbation from the resident ignoramus evidently suffering from diesel poisoning. Gadzooks!

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@fastcars wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

“Sarcasm and laughter” eh fc? Well they say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit so no problems guessing which “distinct group” you fall into.
Oh..and if you’re such a barrel of laughs..why do you consistently whinge all over the boards about the JC lifestyle. Late night revellers..mindless polls..and now..how we ought to behave. Give it a rest you sanctimonious wee tos.spot :twisted:

Apart from becoming a MIDGET candidate for the spit the dummy award what exactly has been MY contribution to these boards of late… ??

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@pats wrote:

agreed fasty n PB. the *i love u * brigade should be given their own thread where they can dribble and kiss ar/se to their hearts content. anyone who takes this place seriously enough to suffer high blood pressure at lighthearted posts should be slapped repeatedly with the sharp end of the *get a sense of humour* stick. :D

You wouldn’t know humour if it bit you on the ar.sen wenger. You’re just a malicious old harpie whose treatment of Cath..who has never been anything less than kind to you..is a measure of your base nature. And incidentally..why waste the end of a sharp stick by using it for slapping? Stabbing is more your style..preferably in the back!

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@forumhostpb wrote:

There is nothing like waking up in the morning and the first thing you read is a diatribe from a Scottish puritan lashing out at those who wish to take life less seriously than they do.

Anything that smacks of poking fun is to be instantly stamped on with howls of outraged indignation. Humour is sin. Frivolity is the pastime of the Devil. Everything must be seen in shades of black and grey.

I suppose that this is only slightly worse than the all-embracing gooey niceness of viewing life through pink marshmallow glasses. If it moves hug it.

Yadda yadda yadda :roll:

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“Sarcasm and laughter” eh fc? Well they say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit so no problems guessing which “distinct group” you fall into.
Oh..and if you’re such a barrel of laughs..why do you consistently whinge all over the boards about the JC lifestyle. Late night revellers..mindless polls..and now..how we ought to behave. Give it a rest you sanctimonious wee tos.spot :twisted:

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Cas, I know I am not alone in sending positive and loving wishes towards your poor mum. I pray for strength and healing for you both, and for rest and recuperation. Blessings.

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@fastcars wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Given the choice between being crushed by a chubster hug from Cath or by a mobility scooter I think I would take my chances with the scooter.. :shock: :shock: :shock:

nuff now fasty!! thank you

I can see your cheeks starting to puff behind that dummy again… :wink:

You just don’t know when to let go do you fc? It wasn’t amusing to begin with and it’s less so now. If it gives you pleasure to hurt such a kind person, it says more about you than her. Now..button it!

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