It is the law that needs updating across all spectrums. Life should mean exactly that. Murderers and child rapists should be locked away from society for life. Keys thrown vigorously away.
Oh Langstraat…I’ve just finished reading both your tales..and have to thank you for the belly laughs. You’re a bloody marvel my friend..the description of the union-meeting had me howling out loud. Thankyou..from the heart of my bottom :lol:
At least you had a valid reason for yer fridge-assassination Shazza..trying to defrost it. Many years ago my hubby came home from work to discover I had painted our fridge-freezer with royal-blue gloss paint. It was streaky and tacky and..um..very blue. I had a nasty habit of painting anything that stood still for more than five minutes and was lethal with a staple-gun and old fabric remnants. We had the only green labrador in a frock :lol:
It’s either Rimsky Korsakov’s Variations For Oboe And Military Band in G Minor..
or Barwick Green..from the suite My Native Heath conceived as a maypole dance by Arthur Wood in 1924..and now more recognisable as being the theme to The Archers..