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I already tried..but until they up the offer from fifty-pee..I’m a-holding onto it :lol:

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Hmm..I don’t DO bitter Geoffykins..it screws up the features and promotes wrinkles..but enough about you.

Y’all make sure an’ have a nice day now :) :twisted: =;

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Oh Beatty..can you not get yourself a little cooking stove? I’m sure you’ll soon make your new apartment cozy..then you’ll feel more secure in your own wee nest :lol:

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maybe you overestimate you importance in the chain of ‘despicability’ Geoff. Where Peeved has friends on these boards is everything to do with HIM and nothing to do with you
Sorry to disappoint..but glad you’re feeling warm and fuzzy..would hate to think you were a cold, embittered old fart :roll:

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Nope..it’s circular :lol:

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Becky..as you were so obviously upset by Steve Irwin’s death..enough to bicker with Peeved over his perceived irreverance..I thought I would point out to you Mary J’s ‘joke’ ..above…which you must have overlooked whilst otherwise patting yourself on the back and points-scoring with Geoffy-boy. I’ll put it down to your overwhelming grief..shall I?

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Get with the programme Mary..we closed the show last night. Sorry you didn’t appreciate my offer of free tickets. Oh..and if you didn’t get the humour in my remark…it’s because I wasn’t trying to be funny. I remember in the thread about filthy hospitals we shared gory tales of the conditions we found there. You mentioned that you were a cleaner Mary. Now I don’t expect you to clean down the boards and scrub down the threads..so why would you expect me to be cracking jokes and turning cartwheels? I don’t have a nose that lights up or a whirly bow tie. I’m just here to exchange points of view and…like yourself and others..to chew the fat and put the world to rights.

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Bat..don’t worry about it….I haven’t even mastered how to change font colour or pull down a quote..I’ve been banging my head off the wall and my laptop off the floor :lol:
Esme’s answer to all technical cockups…give the pc a good kicking :!: It won’t unfreeze the screen…but jeezus it makes you feel better :!:

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whilst beneath the ruins of the defiled auditorium..Esmeralda retired to her crypt..

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NEWSFLASH!! Beekers just flung himself off Beachy Head!!

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