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Only one bugbear…uninvited visitors..to the extent I will quite happily leave friends and family standing out in a tempest if they haven’t first checked whether or not Mistress Esmeralda is free and willing.
Despite this, I remain an object of utmost desire, and the buggers repeatedly beat at my entrance sans invitation, invariably when I am doing something seriously important like curling my eyelashes or sneezing.
Intrusive swine. :twisted:

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Cucumber beetroot and shredded carrot on wholemeal..or raspberry jam

Do you think thongs are unhygienic?

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I love the account of Mandy going into a chip-shop in his then Hull constituency and asking for a portion of their delightful guacamole….he’d misidentified the mushy peas! :P

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The magnificent ANGELA GHEORGHIU with a stunning rendition of Puccini’s

Vissi d’arte -(From Tosca)

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Bruce Springsteen – Dancing In The Dark

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“He is the half part of a blessed man,
Left to be finished by such as she;
And she a fair divided excellence,
Whose fulness of perfection lies in him.”
King John. ACT II Scene 1.

“I will instruct my sorrows to be proud;
For grief is proud, and makes his owner stoop.”
King John. ACT III Scene 1.

“To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
To throw a perfume on the violet,
To smooth the ice, or add another hue
Unto the rainbow, or with taper-light
To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish,
Is wasteful and ridiculous excess.”
King John. ACT IV Scene 2.

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@bon bon wrote:

pair of idiots more like :roll:

Pair of trouty auld kipper-minged Scottish barstards wi-oot a humour bypass idiots..if ye don’t mind! :twisted:

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Oi..Kipper Min ge..I’ll have ye know I gave up being smoked years ago..it wiz turning me yellow. :twisted:

Yours insincerely,
Trouty Fudd-lick x

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@rubyred wrote:

oh shyte i forgot about your tourettes ! and by the way i did NOT storm out in the huff last night AAron, my phone went dead or out of signal ! i was chatting away too ! never got to sing my GREAT rendition of ” oh ye canny shove yer granny aff the bus” ..

/pah.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhh..ye cannae shove yer granny..for she’s yer mammy’s mammy..ohhh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus!!”

..Actually..with a bit of determined effort and making sure ye first help yaself to her purse wi’ the pension in it and a hauf packet o’ polo mints..
ye can INDEED shove yer granny aff a bus! :twisted:

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