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@pats wrote:
ble edin hell give us slow ones a chance. i used to love esmes crossword on desi/s forum.
Yeah I was thinking of starting one here, Pats. But Di is doing a grand job. 8)
snap again! :lol:
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Rembrandt
snap!!! :twisted:
Hothead
Hehehe..my best friend landed me in the shyte when she told me that the guy across the road was a looker and drove a massive suzuki m/bike. Well at sixteen, you’re a tad naive..so anyway..I phoned him up (I was always a pushy bint) and asked him out.
We arranged to meet outside the school gates on a dark Saturday winter evening.
I turned up with another friend in tow, thrilled to the bones at the prospect of this big throbbing machine between my thighs.
In the distance..the hum of the suzuki..the single headlight approaching..and suddenly there he was..skidding to a halt in front of us.
Then he took off his helmet. A looker? Yeah for King fecking Kong with acne. I tried pushing my mate towrds him saying ‘this is Esme’ but she was having none of it and legged it..I can still hear her laughing all the way down the road.
Anyway..I got on the back of the bike and we went bombing it through the night..and horrors..back to his garage..where I spent half an hour evading him around the petrol cans and lubricants and bike parts and anything else I could safely put between me and him.
Then, after I said I had to be home and he walked me to the bus stop (no way was I getting on that bike with him) and he asked to see me again..I told the biggest whopper off the top of my head..and said that the very next morning I was flying to Madeira with my folks to stay for a month. And he believed me..the poor innocent eejit.
With the promise of phoning him on my return, my bus pulled off towards the sanctity of home, with poor Kong waving and me slumped in my seat in hysterics.
The worst of it was..I ended up with one of his (gorgeous big blond) best friends a year later..but in the meantime I hadn’t learned my lesson..I’ll tell y’all about that later. :wink:
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@bon bon wrote:
well done Pete
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