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    Acting is like anything else..it’s only a job ffs. Appearing on a television set or a cinema screen is no big deal.
    As for actors who announce themselves as ‘the’ and not ‘an’ they should be put up against a wall and shot or guillotined in a town square..Albert’ll do nicely.
    In fact..no excuses..off with their heads.the lot of ’em! :twisted: :P

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    #373848

    drunken bandidos..carousing with the local ladies of the night..and a few daytime ones too..

    #373846

    Roy Rogers and Trigger..in tow with..

    #373844

    ..Billy Joe McGraw the fastest draw to the north..south..east..and west of the pecos..could smell trouble..
    ..yep he’d sat on the lit stove again and burned his other cheek..
    Suddenly..the sound of injuns broke the silence of the purple-saged evening..

    #372554

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    Doctor. doctor, gimme the news..I gotta bad case of Ku Klux Blues..”

    #373841

    ..Amy in a reduced Winehouse jus, which inflamed Esme and..Forget Me Not and the Lobster King’s senses to the point of..

    #370463

    But are you funny, Wishfairy? Either ‘ha ha’ funny or ‘weird’ funny will do. Both are preferable. 8)

    #373839

    ..assasinate the American presidential candidates as part of his plan for world domination by crustacean power..but not before settling down for a pot of sea anemone tea and a plate of..

    #375494

    Sir Actor..how could you do this to me..after everything we have been to each other (dominatrix and man in nappy..Beavis and Butthead..George and Mildred) I am gutted..and want a refund on the gimp mask I bought especially for our meeting at the Leicester Hilton this coming weekend.
    You are sooooo dumped..I’m going back to Ruby..I should never have abandoned her ample cleavage for man parts.
    Talking of ‘parts’…your ‘bloke walking past kebab shop whistling theme from Eastenders’ in Corrie was shyte!
    :evil:

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