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    Mother Superior Ruby laughs..

    whilst Sister Esme frowns..

    At a group of Jewish fellas..

    .
    .havin’ a “Who can pi.ss highest up the Wailing Wall” contest

    er..Rabbi Cockenblaster won by a spurt..

    though the Steward’s Enquiry may question the use
    of his enormous megapissaphone

    #357486

    THIN LIZZY – EMERALD

    Down from the glen came the marching men
    With their shields and their swords
    To fight the fight they believed to be right
    Overthrow the overlords

    To the town where there was plenty
    They brought plunder, swords and flame
    When they left the town was empty
    Children would never play again

    From their graves I heard the fallen
    Above the battle cry
    By that bridge near the border
    There were many more to die

    Then onward over the mountain
    And outward towards the sea
    They had come to claim the emerald
    Without it they could not leave

    #359016
    #344690

    @Forget Me Not wrote:

    @lil fek wrote:

    Gifts and points will be much appreciated.

    let’s see…
    I’ve a zombified flamingo that can do one mean rain dance whilst playing the trombone if you’re interested

    Do you run a zoo for deformed and exceptional animals? I wanna see it..but positively NO snakes..not even acrobatic flame throwing ones. :roll:

    #148684

    Never..I have travelled the world and not one part of it compares to my homeland. Scotland is the land of my birth and is where I shall be buried. Preferably when I’m dead.

    Would you attend a professional massage parlour?

    #373836

    Be used as a caber..at the annual tossing event in the Inverwinkie Highland Games..where Esme and Forget Me Not were discovered taking a..

    #370456

    @wishfairy wrote:

    ok i wanna know about the ‘sisterhood’…..is it a club, can any1 join, wats the dress code, is alcohol allowed, is there a time limit on fun.. nah sod the dress code if its yes to the others where do i join :lol:

    I’VE FOUND JUST THE PLACE :-

    #373745

    @sir Actor wrote:

    Our local newspaper didn’t use the photos.
    I ran down to the shop this morning full of hope but they weren’t there.
    Maybe they weren’t good enough.
    Whatever.

    They were still better than the usual stuff they use.

    :roll:

    Persevere..go have a chat with the editor..the sports editor if they have one..and try again with your next lot of photos.

    #375183

    @stephen1 wrote:

    Cath,

    being bullied and threatened is all part of JC isn;t it?
    I’ve had sword doing it to me for years.

    It used to get me down at one time.
    Nobody seemed to care. Crying or Very sad

    But hey….life goes on and you learn to fend for yaself.
    Your post surprised me.
    Nobody ever did anything like that for me when I needed it.

    Well, it isn’t any wonder, because you are a f-ucking, whinging baby. Unlike you, Cath has integrity and a backbone.

    The Internet may indeed be buyer beware, but that doesn’t excuse the weak-minded, with yet weaker morals, from hiding behind the ejaculate that sticks to their computer screen, and hurling their evil, viscous bile into the cyber-world. In the real world they cower from the creak of the chair that they jerk-off in, with their oily, fat hands highlighting their ineptitude in even that sphere. They dream of splintered broom handles in their rectum, and sucking on their dog’s pink protuberance; which would sicken the mangiest of mutts. The shadow of their own repugnance is never far from their evil psyche and, hence, they promulgate the only thing that their synapses fire, that being filth. Filth, that has been further degraded by a spirit that fled long ago, for the more generous climes of a pile of sweet dog shyt.

    Dagger, only a f-cking coward’s coward would use such a handle, one that needs shoving down your cretinous, obsequious, scatological pie-hole.

    For all you people who think that baiting someone in a public forum is fun, or nothing of consequence are people who have lost a piece of your humanity. You may crack-wise, but you will not be wise, nor have wit. Even a dullard can humiliate with sarcastic cracking, but it takes a person of grace and intelligence to take a stand beside a friend. There are not two sides to this story, there is but one story. A weakling tried to bring down another, and that fact has been laid bare. You may debate the Internet is this and that, but every interaction between humans should be of some import; if not, then why the f-uck are you here in the first place? If you think that, because you don’t know someone, or will never meet them that it doesn’t matter how you treat them, or accord yourself, then you have duped even your myopia…people matter.

    Sometimes a person must take a stand, yes, even amongst the foolishness of an Internet forum where even the lowliest coward will race to have the last word, and attempt to render that stand impotent. I applaud your stand, Cath, it is a quality all too rare these days. I recognized in your poetry a genuine person, and I don’t need a web-cam, a chat on the phone, or to meet you in person to know that…I am humbled by the beauty of your spirit.

    Stephen

    Stephen, you’re mistaking the enemy when you attack Actor in the manner which you have in your opening sentence. His observation was born out of sadness and frustration, and was posted with a touch of irony. He was neither having a dig at Cath nor sanctioning online bullying.
    Damning Actor as a ”f ucking whinging baby’ without ‘integrity or a backbone.’ sounds damn close to bullying to me. With benefit of the doubt I’m assuming that you read his post the wrong way, and equally with benefit of the doubt, I hope you’ll retract that part of your statement and apologise.

    #148682

    No……………………………I LOVE myself with an undying passion and neverending fascination..hehehe!

    Would you consider celibacy as an optional way of living?

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